/soy/ - Soyjaks

because I had the thought that if I didn't force myself to fart then something bad would happen to me in the near future and I would rather run the risk of alerting a couple of hylics that I had just passed gas than allow something terrible to happen to me, even if it's not necessarily a 100% guarantee. The person sitting I was sat beside turned to face me as he heard the noise, but I just tried to play it cool and hoped my hunched posture would conceal the fact that my face had turned red and I had began to sweat from embarrassment. I don't think it worked, but at least it's over with now.