/soy/ - Soyjaks

you're sure?

>>18480245
As sure as I can

Plus my hacks are amateurish.
I can hack some unused FTP server from 2009, strap a big name onto it, and enjoy all the hype from hunkies.
That's how all of it goes basically

Proxyshell is just a buzzword for "look at this financial spreadsheet from some Mozambican company". Nothing particularly useful as well, just strapping "Exchange Server" onto the cyber incident makes it a thrembillion times more hypey than whatever else. I'm sure hunkies enjoy reading all these emails exchanged between niggers in Lesotho or something

All my hacks are just bait with high-profile names strapped for the hype.

Have you not read what happened with NB65 and Kaspersky? Same shit. They just did a wget. I can also do a wget for airkoryo.com.kp and claim "ZOMG KIM JUNG GOON HACKED!!!!!!"

Strapping high-profile names makes the hack a thrembillion times more hypey and attracts hunkies

Take the CERN "hack" for example. I mean it did involve an access token compromise but the leeked data was just some shitty webservice code that's barely, if even, relevant

Thanks for giving me the time to type all this. There will be no more hackbait, it's shit nobody cares about anyway