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Chud 10/16/26 (Fri) 09:28:13 №18478533 [Quote]

>When you embedded malicious javascript and powershell-scripts inside all of your photos that you post on the sharty and so many dumbasses have downloaded them without a second thought

>Over 68 people have downloaded my embedded viruses which was the string of code executed upon open and I have now compromised over 68 peoples bios firmware

> scan all of their local networks, spoof ARP to sit in the middle of traffic, read anything unencrypted and easily get their physical location from IP and nearby networks

>Log many browser saved credential passwords with no idea what to do with them

>View a fags pc for a few hours out of boredom and he's watching tranny porn LMFAO

>This is the most fun I've ever had in my entire life

Chud 10/16/26 (Fri) 09:29:11 №18478543 [Quote]

>When you embedded malicious javascript and powershell-scripts inside all of your photos that you post on the sharty and so many dumbasses have downloaded them without a second thought
is this even possible

Chud 10/16/26 (Fri) 09:30:58 №18478562 [Quote]

>>18478543

Yes dumbass, it's how the fbi arrested a TailsOS user
You guys should up your opsec immediately because you're making it way too easy for me

Chud 10/16/26 (Fri) 09:34:51 №18478588 [Quote]

>>18478533 (OP)
its an open secret salt already does this, so too did quote before him

Chud 10/16/26 (Fri) 09:36:40 №18478611 [Quote]

>Over 68 people have downloaded my embedded viruses which was the string of code executed upon open and I have now compromised over 68 peoples bios firmware
nigga how tf do you compromise BIOS from that?

Chud 10/16/26 (Fri) 09:42:23 №18478682 [Quote]

>>18478611

A magician never reveals his secrets my nigga

Chud 10/16/26 (Fri) 09:43:31 №18478688 [Quote]

>>18478611
Because he didn't.
Also posteditagain

posteditagain

Chud 10/16/26 (Fri) 09:46:28 №18478714 [Quote]

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>>18478688

>I posted another thread because I'm documenting what I've out in the open, notice how the number increased? Because more retards have downloaded shit from me since then

Chud 10/16/26 (Fri) 09:47:43 №18478722 [Quote]

I wanna do this only to see what soyteens goon to and consoom their typing patterns then rape them irl

Chud 10/16/26 (Fri) 09:48:37 №18478729 [Quote]

>>18478533 (OP)
No, you have not done that. /thread checkem

Chud 10/16/26 (Fri) 09:49:14 №18478734 [Quote]

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>>18478729

>Feel free to not listen to me, idrc

Chud 10/16/26 (Fri) 09:49:36 №18478737 [Quote]

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do you have me hacked?

Chud 10/16/26 (Fri) 09:50:04 №18478739 [Quote]

>>18478737
check efi

Chud 10/16/26 (Fri) 09:50:20 №18478744 [Quote]

>>18478739
marge

Chud 10/16/26 (Fri) 09:50:39 №18478749 [Quote]

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>This thread getting too many fucking reppies and I don't want my viruses getting removed.

>Someone nuke this thread please

Chud 10/16/26 (Fri) 09:51:24 №18478761 [Quote]

You have a zero day rce?

Chud 10/16/26 (Fri) 09:52:22 №18478776 [Quote]

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>>18478739

>Nigga shut the fuck up

Chud 10/16/26 (Fri) 09:53:41 №18478785 [Quote]

>>18478776
ik u harmless

Chud 10/16/26 (Fri) 09:54:06 №18478789 [Quote]

>>18478761 (mi)
also you use a rootkit or smth?

Chud 10/16/26 (Fri) 09:54:29 №18478793 [Quote]

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>>18478785

>Never claimed any harm bud

Chud 10/16/26 (Fri) 09:55:35 №18478806 [Quote]

WTF NIGGA I WAS WATCHING TRANNY PORN YESTERDAY

Chud 10/16/26 (Fri) 09:56:32 №18478816 [Quote]

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>>18478806

>More than one nigga was watching tranny shit, I'll tell you that

>before I leave this thread you guys are fucking guy lmao

Chud 10/16/26 (Fri) 09:56:57 №18478819 [Quote]

>>18478793
kk js never do less u got handz

Chud 10/16/26 (Fri) 09:57:21 №18478825 [Quote]

plz unhack me im scared idkl what to do

Chud 10/16/26 (Fri) 09:57:25 №18478828 [Quote]

I am a good goy I download all my images from Soyjak Wiki I am a slut for big cobblestone futa cock

Chud 10/16/26 (Fri) 09:57:34 №18478830 [Quote]

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>>>18478793
>kk js never do less u got handz

Chud 10/16/26 (Fri) 09:58:04 №18478841 [Quote]

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>>18478816
>before I leave this thread you guys are fucking guy lmao
geg

Chud 10/16/26 (Fri) 09:58:12 №18478845 [Quote]

OP i played minecraft today was it a tnt mod

Chud 10/16/26 (Fri) 09:58:39 №18478851 [Quote]

someone hold my hand i'm scared

Chud 10/16/26 (Fri) 09:58:56 №18478853 [Quote]

OP DID YOU HACK ANY THAI USERS IF YOU DID WHAT DID I DO TODAY

Chud 10/16/26 (Fri) 09:59:26 №18478856 [Quote]

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>>18478853
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Chud 10/16/26 (Fri) 09:59:53 №18478861 [Quote]

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>>18478853
GEEEEEEEEG ARE NUSWA REALLY FROM SOUTH EAST ASIA?

Chud 10/16/26 (Fri) 10:01:28 №18478866 [Quote]

Chud 10/16/26 (Fri) 10:01:50 №18478868 [Quote]

>>18478861
Yes i now curse you สคิบิดิทอยเล็ตตอนตีสามพระเจ้าช่วยคุณฟอซีช่วยผมด้วย

Chud 10/16/26 (Fri) 10:03:04 №18478872 [Quote]

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op did you see my futa porn im scared

Chud 10/16/26 (Fri) 10:03:54 №18478876 [Quote]

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>>18478868
WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST DO

Chud 10/16/26 (Fri) 10:06:34 №18478889 [Quote]

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>>18478868
โบรว…

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