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–matches the skin color of George Floyd. I knewthe manufacturers of that disc did so intentionally.After I
opened the disc compartment of the Playstation 5, I placed the DVD on it and then closed it. The Playstation 5 did a quiet buffer sound, confirming it was a valid disc. Iturned on the giant TV and then waited for
the DVD to load.
At last, a screen popped up, which was a menu displaying all the options and features of the George
Floyd DVD. But only one option was present; the play button. I eagerly selected it using the Playstation 5
controller and then it loaded. The video footage beganwith George Floyd in a vehicle, acting like an agitated cockroach which reflected his claustrophobia. Ihav e to admit, I was in awe as it played on the extralarge screen. The video was clearer than anything I have everseen, considering all the versions of the arrest
footage on the internet. It was as if the manufacturers of the DVD managed to increase the resolution.
As usual, the four cops present were trying their best to get the nigger to cooperate but to no avail.
Their patience began to noticeably decrease and soon, Floyd was under Derek Chauvin's knees due to his
lack of cooperation. Itried my best not to laugh as the six-foot-five-inch tall nigger struggled to escape a
five-foot-nine-inch tall man. At last, I finally heard the “MAMA MAMA I CAN’T BREATHHHHE” uttered from George Floyd’slast breaths, until he died… or so I thought. Iwas expecting the footage to continue onto the part where theydrag Floyd’scorpse into the ambulance to attempt to resuscitate him, but at
that point, the video footage froze. It was odd because my TV is supposed to be powerful enough to never
encounter such a glitch. Itried using the Playstation controller to pause and then play again, but it didn’t
work; it remained frozen at the very last frame of Floyd getting kneeled on. Iwas craving watching the rest
of the video, so I decided to reboot the TV.I shut offboth the Playstation 5 and the monitor,waited about
30 seconds, and then turned it back on. Soon–and to my disappointment–I sawthe familiar frozen frame.
Frustrated, I lightly punched the TV screen. Iregret that decision.
The lighting of the video went dim. By dim, I don’tmean the rawbrightness of the TV screen itself.
Imean the lighting within the scene of Floyd’sdeath footage; it was as if it instantly went from daytime to
nighttime, darkness looming overboth Derek Chauvin and George Floyd. What happened next scared the
shit out of me. George Floyd all of a sudden opened his eyes, revealing bloody pupils and the “whites” of
his eyes were nowpitch black. His body went back to an animate state; he stood up, managing to escape
from the cop’sknee, and then he looked him in the eye.
“Yippee, I can BREATHE again!” George Floyd chimped in excitement.
He grabbed Derek Chauvin by the neck and then used his big-lipped mouth to devour the front of his
throat. Blood gushed out, splattering all overFloyd’sface. Derek’slifeless corpse dropped to the ground
as his hand released his neck. He beganmaking monkey noises as he celebrated his revenge on the cop.
After his little dance, he stopped and then looked right at the screen, meeting his gaze at my eyes. He then
pointed his bloodied finger at me and said, “Hehehe, you be next!”
Itried my best to convince myself that the clip was just edited by professional video editors and it
wasall just to spook the viewer.But then, Floyd began to slowly walk in my direction. It went on, until he
touched what was supposed to be the camera lens, and the front of his body phased through the TV screen,
converting himself from being just a character in a DVD to actually being in my living room. It was likeI
wasexperiencing the movie The Ring in real life. His glowing red eyes remained and before long, he was
there right in front of my eyes in person.
“I…be… Floyd.EXE!” he boomed. “Howdare you disrespect me by rewatching mah death footage in
mockery!!!!!”
The first thing I thought of was running, and that was what I did. My home is just as large as my TV
is large—proportionally speaking—so I thankfully had a lot of room to flee Floyd.EXE. I bolted across numerous hallways, thinking of where I should hide. It was one of those times I really couldn’tthink straight
because I was so scared. Each time I looked back, I sawFloyd.EXE effortlessly float behind my back.
There was no need for him to run with his feet manually and so there was no way he would have tostop to
catch his breath. Knowing Floyd.EXE would eventually catch up to me if we continued the chase, I needed
aplace to hide. Iinstinctively decided to flee to my bedroom upstairs.

The stairs to the upper floor happened to be only a fewmeters in front of me when I made that decision, so I seized the opportunity,running
up the stairs, until I saw my bedroom door.I ran at it as if it was an oasis in a desert and then jumped into
the bedroom, shutting the door behind me. Ilet out a sigh of relief, irrationally thinking I was now
completely safe from whatevereldritch being tried to kill me a fewseconds ago. But then, I heard laughter.
“Hehehe, it ain’tovahyet mayne!”
Inoticed a dark silhouette that emerged out of my end of the bedroom door and I immediately figured
it was Floyd.EXE phasing through it. IknewIshould have expected him to have that ability.Floyd.EXE
stood overme, with a smile so wide, each of the corners of his mouth touched his big ass nigganostrils. He
then opened his mouth and extended all of his sharp teeth far enough so that I could see them protruding
overhis fat lips.
Unluckyfor me, my bedroom is one of the smaller rooms of my home and there was very little way I
could have a chance at evading Floyd.EXE.
Accepting my death, I decided to rush to my computer,and hope I could send out a very quick goodbye email to all my friends and family.Once I fired up the computer,Ientered my password at a blinding
speed I have nev erdone before in my entire life, and then successfully logged in.
Just when Floyd.EXE was about to land his hands on me, he got distracted by the computer.He
rubbed his hands likeagreedy kike, laughing evilly,then proceeded to run at the computer screen. I
thought he was going to destroy my computer as a way to stop me from sending out the farewell email out
of spite, but instead, he phased into the monitor screen. Now in the computer program itself, Floyd.EXE
displayed himself on the screen as a 3-D model doing a t-pose default animation. He obstructed the portion
of the screen, stationary.Just then, my computer’santivirus software began to flare up, and I was bombarded with notifications reading “Nigger virus detected! Attempted to remove it”.
Agreen loading bar appeared, indicating the progress left to eradicate Floyd.EXE. However, a
dreaded message appeared just before the loading bar could complete: “Failed to eradicate Floyd.EXE!”
Even though I was glad Floyd.EXE was no longer in the real world anymore for the sake of my own
life, I didn’twant to have him hanging around in my computer for eternity, so I needed to get rid of him
through a means beyond the capabilities of an antivirus program.
Trying my best to ignore the Floyd.EXE 3-D model visual, I browsed through my computer’sfile explorer trying to find a viable alternate solution. Floyd.EXE decided to makematters more difficult, starting
to play video pop-ups depicting pregnant women being brutally tortured from the dark web alongside with
countless ads of fentanyl dealing services. It made me want to outright destroy my PC, but it was $6000
and had an Nvidia Geforce 1080 so I couldn’tafford to do so. Ieventually came across this one neat little
desktop program called “Stress Reducer Desktop Destroyer”. I installed it a couple of years ago and it is a
program that simulates destroying the user’sdesktop using various tools such as hammers and machine
guns. Thinking it was my last hope, I opened the program to be presented with a wide selection of simulation weapons that I could use. My eyes scrolled through the list, until I noticed a tool called “The Knee”.
My gut feeling told me to select it, so I clicked it and suddenly, my cursor was nowthe shape of a giant
knee. It was at that moment, Floyd.EXE’sface went from being menacing to absolute fear.I brought the
knee mouse cursor closer and closer to the Floyd.EXE 3-d model which caused him to get out of his t-pose
animation state and then inch awayfrom it. Ithen placed the knee-shaped cursor onto him and then pressed
the left mouse button. A super exaggerated, yet satisfying, animation of a giant knee appeared in an instant.
It did its thing, crushing Floyd.EXE against the screen, showing a cracked glass visual behind his neck.

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