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File: Deadmark.png πŸ“₯︎ (691.77 KB, 1000x1000) ImgOps

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ITT we see when we hypothetically die
https://www.death-clock.org/

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>Based on our calculations you will die on: Thursday, 19th October 2028
Nigger what

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is it over for me bros

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>>18464852
yeah you're going to die

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Bro…

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>>18464852
>47
>born in 2010
nusois… NUSOIS…

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>You will live to be 96 years, 3 months and 17 days old!
well shit… what a surprise

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>sharing your death date on Reddit

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>>18464870
FUCK i mistyped my birthday
i swear i picked 2000

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>You will live to be 67 years, 5 months and 1 days old!
hehehehehehe i get to live to see le funny number as my age

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it's over..

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I love how "Ironman" level of "fitness" is considered a plus even though all athletes die at like 30 years old from heart failure

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>>18464883
I will die because of being pozzed apparently. Hopefully it's from a woman, at least

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>>18464894
mine is Cancer

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>>18464847
will not live to see Admin Οͺ's reign award

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>>>18464870
>FUCK i mistyped my birthday
>i swear i picked 2000

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geg

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nigga I'm not entering my date of birth, BMI, personal habits etc for this shit
>

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>>18464932
bro is hitler πŸ’€

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>>18464964
kill yourself

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>>18464969
nuswas don't know how to take a retarded joke jsid

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>>18464987
kill yourself

also this shitty thing can give you a date of death before you were even born

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>>18464964
kill yourself

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I dont know how much I weigh or my bmi

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>>18464999
It takes time travel into account, retard.

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oof

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>>18465057
>iToddler

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I fucking knew it

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they didnt have a 2026 year in birth year

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>Reveal cause of death
>Suicide
bro…

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>dying in 2077 due to diabetes

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>Cause of death:
>Cancers
<My family has cancer
^Damn..

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I'll die in 50 for cancer

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>>18465351
literal caca ITT

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marge

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>>18465351
>born in 2012
NUSOIIIIIII

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>>18465351
cacaGQD

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>>18465411
marge…

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>i hate my fucking life

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R.I.P. caca

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gone and forgotten

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>dying of (((cardiovascular disease))) in 2055

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>>18465451
GEEEEEEEG FUCKING IDIOT

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>>18465451
CACAGQDS, PUT THIS IN THE 'KI NOW

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Marge what happened
Also I got 77 even though I have a shitty diet due to β€˜tism making me transhate any new foods and I am a skinny ass nigga

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>>18465505
caca posted his results and it said hes 14 years old

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>>18465451
janny should've banned him for 4 years

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>>18465495
Tsmt it belongs on the 'ki

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>>18465505
some caca showed that he was born in 2012

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>>18465508
PEEEEEEP

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anpoorve my shit joons

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>>18465505
i guess thiniggers won

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>>18465513
geg joons do dis

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>being born in 2012

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At least I will live to the 22nd century

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>>18465559
>being born on october 25 2026

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>>18465580
but gen z is till 2009? right?

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Keeeeek cacas these days are so fucking retarded, I was nowhere near that dumb at his age

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fuck me dude

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thats what never gooning gives you

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I'm already 30, have another 20 years hypothetically
but i don't even have a driver license

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i'll die at the age of 50…

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YEAH RIGHT IF I PUT SUICIDAL IT SAYS ILL LIVE 50 YEARS AND DIE OF CANCER BUT IF I PUT PESSIMISTIC I'LL LIVE TO 64 AND DIE OF ALCOHOLISM

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>>18465708
this makes it easier to reverse engineer
they are just datamining here

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:(

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>>18465644
saaaarr do no shit to death sar

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>>18465729
my birthday is 1st april

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>>18465725
>reverse engineer
it's just some javascript applet that runs some basic math dude

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>>18465708
I put pessimistic and it said I would die by suicide

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>>18465746
neegy, i meant like, your screenshot
they can just figure out all of your answers based on the final screenshots

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>>18465728
congrats on your transition

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>putting ernest khalimov's birthdate & info in this site



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