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>2024
>Doesn't listen to classical
Are you bullied, mentally handicapped or both?
>b-but its old!!!!
And? Was music a contest about who came soonest?
>it's addicting!!!
It's not, as long as you're not under-aged and you can listen in moderation
>it's….IT'S EXPENSIVE!!!
Who forces you to buy a concert ticket every day, fucking peat-gavel!
>I-IT MAKES YOU SHIT HARD
I bet you're lactose intolerant too, weakling
>I-I ONCE WENT TO A CONCERT AND ACCIDENTALLY FARTED REALLY LOUDLY, NOW I CANT ENJOY THE MUSIC AFTER YHAT EMBARASSING MOMENT
Dude thats not to do with the music though???????
>UH OH IM GONNA DO A STINKYYYYYY *BRAAAAAAAAAAAAP* OH NO THERES SHIT AND DEARRIAH EVERWHERE
ok dude suit yourself im outta here
>*crawls on a floor covered in poo naked while laughing maniacally* POOPIES HAHA
:\
>ANIME DID THIS I HATE ANIME
Not true and not an argument.
>THEN CLASSICAL DID *farts and shits*
…no?
>AAAAAAAAAA IM ANALLY PROLAPSING *shits out rectum*
O_o
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA YOU'RE A PEDOPHILE YOU FUCKING PEDO
I am not?
>YES YOU ARE *cuts off dick* YOU MADE ME A WOMAN YOU FUCKING PEDO I HATE YOU TRANIMEFAG I HATE YOU SO MUCH
that might've been kind of a bad idea, you're bleeding now dude
>OOOOOOOOOOOOOUCHIE WOOO *Face goes red*
What you expect dude
>WHAT DO I DO OUCHIE IT HURTS SO BAAD AAAA WAAAH ITS BLEEDING OUT BAD
Hold up let me call an ambulance fren, just keep the wound shut a while
>NO DUDE THEY'RE GONNA FIND MY STACHE
y-you're stache? Stache of what?? Fuck you hiding?
>I SMOKE WEED HMMMM I LOVE SOME WEED SO MUCH *puffs a joint* AH THAT HITS THE SPOT SO GOOD DUDE MAN WOW
Aight so like, who do i call
>CALL THE BOSS
The boss? I'm not part of your retard clan what is his number cunt
>THE NUMBER OF THE WHITE HOUSE I NEED TO SPEAK TO GOD EMPEROR TRUMP
w-what
>YES, HELLO? SAVE ME DONALD TRUMP SAVE ME FROM THIS MAN HE'S BULLYING ME
>I know bullying, i've been in bullying for years, i get what you mean, very sad. I will commence nigger rape squad to this persons house
…why


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