/soy/ - Soyjaks

accidentally shared bnwo hypno to the family tv

>>18461968
How did you manage that?

>>18462012
tried to play it off as my brother's doing but xhe was sound asleep. I basically got a stern talking from my dad

>>18462026
Do they think you’re a faggot now?

pooped on the shower once and threw the poop onto the toilet as a caca

>>18461947 (OP)
I gave the soysphere to Salt

in kinder I was sitting alone and had to pee but my teacher didn't let me go because shes retarted and I just pissed myself on the floor and left

>>18461947 (OP)
I was gooning to some porn one day and during one of the scenes the porn actress just looked at the camera and smiled. I felt so fucking depressed, it reminded me of how much of a pathetic cuck i am. I realized that most porn videos are literally from cuck pov, like you're sitting there and they're laughing at you for not having sex. But it feels so good, the shame made it even better and i fucking hate it, i wish i could stop this before i become a degenerate like goonclown

I don’t really know what goes on in the world because I live under a rock. As a result, I don’t really know what’s popular or what’s trending. But, I once tried to make friends in the real world (it was my first time socializing since high school) and it was a very awkward and tense experience so I tried to lighten the mood by mentioning some meme from 2018, which I assumed to still be popular, but obviously it wasn’t because they just looked at me with confusion and contempt. Ever since then, I don’t really talk to people.

i was getting a haircut and out of nowhere i got this fucked up urge to shit so i waited for the barber to finish (luckily he was already almost done) and then i left 50 on the counter and rushed out of there cause i felt my hole twitching and i didnt want to ruin an expensive barbershop chair
then i found a bush pulled my pants down and let ir rip,explosive diarrhea everywhere,including my pants and my legs
then as i pull my pants down i see these 3 girls walking by on the other side of the street,staring right at me
i pull my pants up i run out of there i get on my electric scooter and if shitting myself in front of the sisas wasnt embarrassing enough,every little bump on the road made me shart and poop my pants a little more,by the time i got home my legs were all covered in wet stinky poo and it also got in my scooter's engine and i had to throw it away

>>18462476
as i pull my pants up*

Shat inside a bath and my dad had to catch it when it was floating

>>18462476
mind you this happened 3 years ago,so its a relatively recent event

>>18461968
bro is this an actual fetish nusois have? i thought it was irony

>>18462235
OHNONONONONONO FROGCACAS WHAT IS THIS? GEEEEEEEG

>>18462488
I did that several times because i had severe constipation

I sharted in my best pair of jeans in my dorm. Oddly there was no sound at all, I just took off my jeans and I had pooped myself

Why do so many nusois have problems with shitting themselves?

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