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hello /soy/ i am reviving my old gamedev project, a racist fighting game with cars
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I NEED (You) TO POST FUNNY IDEAS AND FLESH OUT MY CHARACTERS
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each american race will be represented by a playable character or two alongside their vehicle
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every character will satirically portray a gigachad version of their racial stereotype(s), blown up to 9000
<not actually grey or ernest khalimov doe
i have a basic roster in mind while i work on the mechanics but i want better ideas for free and im usually busy so i'm asking here, feel free to spitball whatever you want

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Make the mechanic that the darker you are the more nerfs you get just like the south park game

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Gemmy

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add moonman as a playable character

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add george floyd as a hovering boss enemy. also make jews piloting star of david shaped UFOs that descend from the sky.

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Add a branigger riding a bike, that would be pretty gemmy

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bumo

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add a end of BNWO tooking society over and forcing all white bussies to be a cattle with function of being full filled with powerful black man sperma.

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It will just be like this video.

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Give Terrence (Black guy) Dodge challenger or some other nigger car. It would be funny if they spout slurs depending on who they kill/overtake.

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>>18461661
There was also another version of this video that had stats for Muslims, Jews, Italians, Irish and Brits, but YouTube took it down.

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>>18461595
for reference i'll allow you some existing character ideas i had
>super buff orthodox jewish CEO, rushdown M Bison playstyle, flicks coins as a ranged attack and uses kabbalistic black magic, enters the stage with a mercedes or a UFO
>super buff muslim terrorist, enters the stage by jumping down from a crashing plane that explodes when he lands. zoner playstyle, fights from a distance with a fuckhuge scimitar and explosives
>giant strongfat racist redneck, confederate flags all over his clothing, enters the stage on a gargantuan 18-wheeler. heavy tank playstyle, think juggernaut from MvC
>super buff gigaaryan police officer, grappler playstyle, enters the stage pulling over his opponent in a police car. increasingly aggresive intro animations against all brown characters
i can't come up with what to give the nigger(s) because there are too many black subcultures to represent at once.
i want to at least represent gangster culture in one character and a sort of huey freeman type weeb/uncle tom in the other
>>18461586
i doubt i will (i want it to be a serious fighting game after all) but maybe i'll make a crippled slopjak as a low tier joke character combining every race

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Asian player:
>Drives a Toyota
>knocks all the other players off the race by being terrible at driving

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>>18461713
>>18461715
geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeg

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>>18461713
essentially the idea is i want to make every race about as comically strong as yujiro hanma from baki

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>>18461715
as a chink myself,i once hit 2 shitskins with my bike and i was unscathed

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>>18461713
Make the redneck drive a monster truck Ford f150 full of confederate flags or something

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>>18461768
or use a shotgun

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Also add a chud and his power will be shouting I can't breed and then a 50% chance of shooting everyone except whites or 50% chance of shooting exclusively whites

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>>18461582 (OP)
Add troonella except his special attack is killing himself

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>>18461582 (OP)
Add Osama Bin Laden as a character.
>Add he says quotes like "Allah promised me to fly, never drive" and "We didn't start the fire" (in tone to the 80s song in a schizo glowie reference) just muslim related stuff with 9/11.
>His main ability is to trow a flying plane that chase near enemies just like red koopa shells in mario kart.
>His main vehicle is a Plane-looking car with a somewhat cartoonish design and a fusion/mix between the two images, just with an open windshield and more whiter, and a more rounded shaped that resembles commercial airplanes, similar to Bart's car in Simpsons hit and run videogame.

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anyways for naming the game it has gone between something along the lines of
>Road Rage
or
>Race War
sometimes a combination of the two
might just make it something like:
>Road Rage: Race Warrior
for a funny double-entendre
>>18461715
geg maybe i'll make this his intro animation (him violently crashing into the other fighter)
question is what else would i put in the asian character, i feel like making him chinese would give me the most leeway, still i feel like something like a chef that knows kung fu would be too easy of an out
also can't decide whether i wanna make the indian guy a super buff levitating zen buddha or a super buff shit-throwing taxi driver
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>>18461773
might be better than the trucker idea honestly, see this is why i asked here, you guys are professional racists

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>>18461713
make the cop dude look like this

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>>18461838
Use the latter for the Indian, it's funnier that way.

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also for clarification on the vehicle aspect it will just be the basis for the setting of the game and background/stage for where the two characters in each match will encounter each other, the cars will probably not be part of the fight itself unless i work them into some (not all) of the characters' fighting abilities. originally i was gonna make each car work like a hftf stand or mvc assist but i decided that was too much
the idea is that they'll just encounter each other on a road somewhere in america (could be the middle of nowhere, could be a suburb, a city, each character would have his own stage), get mad at each other for reasons dependent on the character then stop and fight
>>18461853
geg i might do that but with the blue police outfit



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