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if you had a time travel machine what would be the first thing you would do

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time travel to 1939 to ask Hitler if he has a BBC

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Go back to 1945 and ask hitler why he protected 271k Jews in a luxury summer camp with a pool and theater while sending Germans to die in war

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time travel to yesterday and unfuck my life

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go back 15 seconds and talk to myself before entering the time machine so I understand how paradoxes are handled in that setting

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throw poop at hitler

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>>18449521
right before you can enter the time machine, it starts glowing and an exact copy of yourself comes out of it. you both have an awkward exchange and then he enters the machine, which briefly shines again. You're finally able to enter the machine and carry out your test as you wanted to, although you first adjust for the time wasted dialoguing with yourself.

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Go to 2150 where meat and milk are banned and everyone is 4'5'' and weak and deformed and im like a superhuman for them, then rape as many dwarf women as i can until the robot guards kill me

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>>18449553
somebody gigaquote this man

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I would kill the swede and then claim all the credit for his ‘jaks


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