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The game's premise and story is simple:
You can pick a certain time where a admin was chosen, but YOU were the admin instead of the admin that was chosen
(You were the person soot chose in the great purchase, Kuz made you a temporary admin instead of DOLL,Quote handed over the site to you instead of salt, etc etc.) Now different admin eras have different events and stats and soyteen happiness (for example, if you started in salt's era, you'd start with mixed opinions due to you being THE admin 6 and the IRC having an option of if you want it to be a DNB or revive it, or soybooru not being made until later if you were the admin in soot's era, Or you being a temporary admin of the sharty if you started in DOLL's era.)

I'd imagine the game to be similar to SimCity (the older ones) but you manage the soysphere

List of things you have access as an admin
-Hire and fire joons
-Make new/Edit boards/rules
-Host or help raids
-Make new sites for the soysphere
-Do things event-wise that may help or hinder the sharty
And most importantly:
make some gems.

"WILL YOU BE THE THREMBTH ADMIN THE 'TEENS HAVE WANTED AND WAITED FOR YEARS?"

or

"WILL YOU BE THE INCARNATION OF THE SIXTH ADMIN THAT HAS BEEN CONDEMNED BY MANY 'TEENS?"

Note: i rushed the box-art. Sorry for it being low-effort.

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autistic gem go vp

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forgot this, but you can also make train the joons to be more smarter and unlock an upgrade that makes them nofap so they don't waste time doing MPA and actually useful things

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>>18446720 (OP)
I like this idea, sadly there's not a lot of soyteens that know how to code

We need a soysphere genre on steam

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>I like this idea, sadly there's not a lot of soyteens that know how to code

>
>We need a soysphere genre on steam

Not like steam joons will accept it

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That’s pretty cool yea

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What would be the penalties/events for kuz era and what could you do to KOLYMA

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BVMP DO THIS

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>>18446780
I feel like the kuz era would have events where you could buy other websites

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can the joons do mpa now

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>>18446764
and most of them will just use claude, maybe the people at /tech/ know how to code

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soyjak party MPA simulator

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>>18446809
papers please

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autism gem go vp

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Do dis

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DOLL/Froot era events are a little hard to think
Quote era is the one i can't think about

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>Not like steam joons will accept it
Itch.io?

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>>18446830
itch.io is worse it's run by commiepedotroons

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soyjak party admin simulator
no matter what era you choose and no matter what you do everyone will hate you

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>>18446764
just post it on github or forgejo even though its not a technically a game hoster

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'ki, then

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i would've thinked of the admin eras being difficulty settings, with soot being the easiest and quote being the hardest (i don't know how to balance)

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>>18446858
gemmy idea

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>The game's premise and story is simple:
>You can pick a certain time where a admin was chosen, but YOU were the admin instead of the admin that was chosen
>(You were the person soot chose in the great purchase, Kuz made you a temporary admin instead of DOLL,Quote handed over the site to you instead of salt, etc etc.) Now different admin eras have different events and stats and soyteen happiness (for example, if you started in salt's era, you'd start with mixed opinions due to you being THE admin 6 and the IRC having an option of if you want it to be a DNB or revive it, or soybooru not being made until later if you were the admin in soot's era, Or you being a temporary admin of the sharty if you started in DOLL's era.)
>
>I'd imagine the game to be similar to SimCity (the older ones) but you manage the soysphere
>
>List of things you have access as an admin
>-Hire and fire joons
>-Make new/Edit boards/rules
>-Host or help raids
>-Make new sites for the soysphere
>-Do things event-wise that may help or hinder the sharty
>And most importantly:
>make some gems.
>
>"WILL YOU BE THE THREMBTH ADMIN THE 'TEENS HAVE WANTED AND WAITED FOR YEARS?"
>
>or
>
>"WILL YOU BE THE INCARNATION OF THE SIXTH ADMIN THAT HAS BEEN CONDEMNED BY MANY 'TEENS?"
>
>Note: i rushed the box-art. Sorry for it being low-effort.

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derailers just came, hide them

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you can also manage the booru

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>>18446941
good idea

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Make dis

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Niggers get to vibecoding it with Claude NOW
post on github

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somebaldi make the assets then we vibecode it

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I know how to make games and code. I could make this a real thing

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>unbanning P ending

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>>18446958
becoming blossom ending

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make an ending where you erp with cobblestone/bee and fuck irl

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>becoming blossom ending

NNN being a failraid

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>allowing ONLY porn on the sharty and booru ending

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I WANT TO PLAY THIS OOHOHOOHOHOHOHOOHOHOHOHOHOOHOH

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>>18446978
the blossom ending

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>an ending where you turn 41% to 100%

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Endings
-JSID
-Sold
-Admin Thrembo
-Admin 6
-Blossom

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Giga idea

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>>18446994
Klaus Schwab ending where you turn the shardee into a heckin' wholesome nostalgia forum and ban transphobia and racism.

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>>18446994
marge, where are TTD/TND succesfully done endings?
I'd make them requirements if you do enough raids (THAT ARE WINRAIDS) that have killed 40 or more trannies or niggers

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>>18446957
I will probably make it in Love2D the graphics dont have to be that good and will focus more on the simulation part

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>grooming and fucking cobblestone irl ending

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What would soysphere namefags do to your reputation and well, the soysphere

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>>18447006
Nigga just ClaudeNVKE [vibecode] it

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>>18447015
No I wanna code it myself because that's more fun

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I have to go sleep as i am a filipinx SEAmonkey, but keep adding ideas to this thread i suppose

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Adminsona creator using preset assets

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>>18447016
Will take 69420 years/give up award
claude wonned

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And the game uses the custom adminsona for specific events

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>>18447006
An idea I have is that there will be a button to open Janny applications, once you press that button you'll get notifications of randomly generated janny applications. each janny will have attributes to them like stupidity, authority, etc

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>>18447034
>claude wonned
If you wanna get an unplayable buggy mess then yeah

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>>18447049
>not fixing bugs after a claudenvke and releasing it raw
giga.png because im phonofagging

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>>18447044
Do they have a stat based on how much they goon, an idea for a upgrade for the jannies is to make them stop gooning which is a SIGNIFICANT UPGRADE to their productivity, you can also get an upgrade to pay them

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>>18447034
Not everyone is a lazy nigger like you

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>FEDDED ending

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>>18447061
USSE AI
ITS BETTER

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>>18447058
Kek that's a good idea maybe the more of a gooner a janny is the longer media approval times are

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>>18447058
>being the admin and allowing all of your jannies to goon besause you you love they

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>>18447071
There's also an upgrade for the jannies which is those surveys so the jannies aren't incompetent retards, it increases janny costs, but makes every janny you see on the application board have FAR better stats

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Taking offsiters and normBVLLs into account

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>>18447080
they're supposed to be like roblox group game surverys (military larpers geg)

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>>18447083
>banning offsiters and normalcucks and giving a survey on how much do you know soyculture

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>making the sharty north korea, banning offsiters and immigrants and leaking every banned users IP, banning VPNs and if youre inactive you get leaked and banned

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Or implementing link pending approval

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>>18447093
Dad giga doe

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>>18447093
Salt do dis

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Splinters would be a negative trait that reduces your reputation as a admin

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I remember someone making an LLM out of nusois

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>>18447100
Depending on their stance

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If you choose to play during Soot or Kuz era you have to worry about 'p spam and getting fedded

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The more splinters 'teens make, the more your reputation hurts as an admin on the sharty

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>>18447100
Invading and integrating various sites would be gemmy.

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>>18447111
I HAVE AN IDEA FOR ENDINGS
WHAT IF THEY GAVE PERMANENT BONUSES when you did them, such as if you did 41>100 ending, no more troons shit the site.
this is inspired by rebuild 2

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Niggers get to vibecoding it in claude nqvv

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like, the endings will be like rebuild 2 where they need requirements, JSID is the gameover ending

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Selling it could be an endgame condition

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>>18447058
Jannies also have lives, so the more you don't let them goon, the more they won't work since they can't goon to roblox brim 'orn

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>Selling it could be an endgame condition
That's a good idea.

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Make full guis for the sharty and booru. Dont make it text only niggerslop

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>>18447122
ex: for the SOLD! ending, you need to
-have a reputation of 80% or higher
-make 20 or more gems
-get 4 or 5 winraids
-get a person who is WILLING to follow your orders

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>This soysphere needs an admin!

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>>18447142
Yessssss

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>>18447116
Nigger 'blox slop, I'd rather the game be hours long with thrembillion endings than this shit

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What could be bosses that interrupt and may potentially JSID the 'sphere if not dealt with?

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>>18447163
The 'Cord

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>>18447163
Failtrollcords and nigger hackers or P spammers

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>>18447162
Your opinion, but fair, i think about that too

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>>18447163
Failtrolls, 'p spammers, troon reporting the domain

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>>18447163
If you do too many winraids trannies and libcucks start seriously going after you

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>>18447163
Strategy games don't feature traditional bosses

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>>18447167
Killing discord would give the soysphere INSANE REPUTATION AND HAPPINESS for the teens

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>>18447179
Events that you have to deal with otherwise you're screwed

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>>18447180
Notifies the glowies, though.

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>>18447180
With waves of angry pedo trannies attacking or seething the site

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I have to sleep unfortunately tommorow and have life to do, so goodbye fellow teens.

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>>18447179
Stfu nigger we're not making economic math niggerslop

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>>18447163
>The 'cord
>Nigger Hackers
>'P spammers
>Glowies
>Troons reporting the domain
>Rogue jannies
>Splintercucks
>Jew-ran domain hosts

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>>18447186
They can also fuck over the 'ki, yeah you can manage the wiki too

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>>18447191
Yes we are strategy games are gemmy

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>>18447194
Rogue jannies could be jannies that haven't gooned too long

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>>18447191
What is this, then?

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you have to let them goon for sometime or get an upgrade which lets them nofap

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THIS. IS. ARYAN.

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>>18447183
If you kill discord you get international attention from glowies worldwide which would be the gem that kills the party

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>>18447194
what about xittergrants and other immigrants that massively reduce soysphere spiritualness

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>>18447223
Kill them

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what about frogs

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what about sharty /qa/

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Some random events i made up, <i'm not op>
>DOCTOS! People are making female versions of the 'jak that represents you!
>Lots of 'teens think that they could serve as good joons.
>A catastrophic amount of NAS is being posted on /soy/…

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Make an ending where the combined power of the soysphere concentrates fire on 4chan by locking all other threads in a final stand, ending da cuck for good

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>>18447244
>furiously masturbating to the female version of your soysona

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>>18447244
>oyyyyy!!! The 'teens are trying to 'ox you!
>Another offsiter defaces the 'arty! 'Ox, 'ape and 'I'll xhem!

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>>18447244
>NO! RAID IS A DNB due to soyteens not getting good winraids! Help them or raiding slows dramatically!

>Soyteens could help with a new doxing tool….

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>>18447258
>How much did you fuck up…? 'teens are now making Best of Admin edits of you…

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>>18447258
>/qa/ is currently a niggerhell, should we SID or let the troons
writhe in their limbo?

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>>18447267
fucked the arrow reward

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Add an ending where you make a stickied thread telling 'teens to enact TTD locally irl

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What about entities like Solomon?

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THD ENDING
YQV HAVE LQST FAITH IN HVMANITY. YQV THEN MAKE A STICKIED THREAD ON /SOY/ TELLING EVERYPHONO TO START KILLING EACHOTHER WITH A MANIFESTO THAT MANIPS EVERYONE

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Anti-furry commando here.

I heard about this website because some friend told me that here you can say the n-word, post Nazi pepes and organize operations against the scum of the world: SJWs, furries and weebs because they are evil. They impose their IGTV agenda on based cartoons like Puss in Boots 2. We need to eliminate them and throw them into horny jail.

Anti furry commando out. Heil Hitler.

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Is this an actual thing happening right now or are we just thinking of ideas?

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>>18447244
>The hacker known as snarky snappy…
<Our victories have attracted unwanted attention

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>Is this an actual thing happening right now or are we just thinking of ideas?

It may happen, but mostly these are ideas.

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>>18447269
It'd be like the last judgement ending from rebuild 2

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if you are wondering, yes i AM the OP

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Keep it uppppppp

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>>18447245
Make this a LAST STORY unlock after every ending

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>>18447146
The more winraids you do, the bigger the targets you can pick: 20 winraids allows you to rig the US elections, and if you decide to run for President, you might become the first 'teen in office.

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Pre-Soot era in da cuck, you can stop kway from being murked or stop da sherdee from existing

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>>18447306
Nigga that would be some 500 winraids shit

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>>18447306
Or to bend a country enough to make its officials say that HWABAG

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>>18447307
That'd be a completely different game

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>>18447281
>Immigrants are ravaging /soy/, we NEED to do something otherwise the soysphere suffers spiritually!

>Some 'teens are thinking about you needing to demote a certain joon..


variant of above

>'teens really want *janny name* to be demoted due to his actions, you NEED to do something otherwise things may happen!

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>>18447306
Ending: The President

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>>18447306
How about ALL forms of TND

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>>18447300
Become SUPER THREMBO vs da cuck o algo

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>>18447322
what about trump though? also im REALLY sleepy.

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>'teens are enraged due to namefaggotry/avatarfaggotry!
>'teens are enraged at spam!
>Your (Wiki/Booru) admin wants to splinter off just because they don't like you, you have to do something!
>'teens are trying to defame you by making allegations that you made a jannycord…
>DOCTOS! A famous JewTuber made a video about the party! What will you do to prevent the inevitable flow of normies?

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>>18447319
>KVZ IS BACK AND WANTS TO OWN THE PARTY AGAIN!!!

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>>18447328
make trump into a 'teen ending



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