/soy/ - Soyjaks

Hello Sharty, my name is Dr Whiteman and I look this but I'm wearing medieval knight armor made of gold. I work at the Hitler Foundation of Cancer research where I invent antidotes for multiple types of incurable diseases that unfortunately only work on white people and cause niggers to explode like a bomb. I have contributed multiple things to society such as installing the power lines outside your house and restoring the senses to the blind and deaf by touching them on the head. I have decided to spend my limited leisure time browsing the Sharty so please avoiding anything that could be considered low quality such as bait or non-ias spam. Now my work called and said I am expected to work 95 hours overtime with no breaks or the company will collapse and millions of white children will die so please only post your finest gems as I have very busy day tomorrow. Thank you.