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>Daquavius, you said that our troops found 3 white men hiding under a bridge this morning. Bring them in, I shall decide their fates.
*The first man enters*
>Speak, white man. What can you offer to the Black New World Order?
<King Jamal!! *gasps* Oh my science, I mean, my highness, I have always been the greatest supporter of the black people! I protested for George Floyd and I even sabotaged the white troops' phone lines!!
>And what use do I have for a pathetic treacherous worm like you? If you're willing to betray your own race, how can I know you won't betray me? Guards! Castrate this man and turn him into a worker drone!
<NOOOOOOO!! KING JAMAL I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'D DO THIS TO ME, AFTER ALL I'VE DONE FOR BLACK FOLX NOOOOooooo- *gets carried away*
>Next!
*The second man enters*
>Speak, white man. What can you offer to the Black New World Order?
^King Jamal, your Majesty. My X account is proof enough that I was always on the black peoples' side in this race war, never have I been on the wrong side of history. But never have I imagined to have the honor to stand in front of you -wait, I shouldn't stand what am I doing, I should kneel *lowers himself to kneel* and wor-
>ENOUGH!
^*gasp*
>Pathetic imbecile! I have asked you a simple question, what you can offer, not to kiss my ass! Guards! Castrate and amputate this man, and send them to our frontline troops as an onahole.
^NOOOOO!!! DON'T TAKE ME AWayyyyyy- *gets carried away*
>Next!
*The last man enters*
>Speak, white man. What can you offer to the Black New World Order?
⌄SHUT THE FUCK UP VANTABLACK SHITSKIN NIGGER MONKEY I WILL BEHEAD YOU AND YOUR SHITSKIN SUBHUMAN NIGGER RACE SMELLY PIECE OF SHIT GARBAGE PAVEMENT APE TOTAL NIGGER DEATH
>You stand in front of the most powerful man in America, and yet you not only preserve your dignity, but have the courage to attack him?
>Truly, a man of such character is rare even amongst black folk. My dear friend, I will make you a member of my court, the first white man to have such honor. You will have a harem of 5 virgin white women of your choosing, and I promise that your children and their children for the next 1000 years will receive the best education possible and be employed in the most prestigious layers of Black Society.
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King Jamal tongue my anus
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Interesting fantasy