/soy/ - Soyjaks

Soyjak.parties, I have an important thing to tell all of you.

You might think of me as a never-gooner, or someone who is against any sort of degenerate shit like twisting your pecker crazy style. This was true, until recently…
I was browsing /soy/ like always, looking for some bait to fall for like the whore for attention I am, until I saw a 'teen post a thread that caught my attention.
>"LEFTYPOL RAID - RAPE THESE COMMIEPEDOS RIGHT NAAAAOOOOOOOOWWWW"
It seemed to be stuck on page 5, forgotten after another 'teen flooded the catty with shit nophono cares about. I, like the slut for big raid threads I am, clicked the thread hoping to partake on some raidical fun.

It seemed to be the third consecutive thread made that day since people in the reppeys were calling OP a lazy retard for trying to get 'teens to raid a dead altchan.
<nusois can't raid JSID
<commies wonned doe
<Sage
Despite the fuzz, I decided to enter the site without a VPN because I'm an OPSEC DEMON. I have never heard of a "leftypol" before, but from what I could decipher from the single picrel in OP's thread it seemed an alternative imageboard where commies would talk about SNCA or something.

There I was on /leftypol/s 'log. Like the ultimate right-wing CHVD I am, I didn't understand a single word about the threads made there, because despite larping as a nazi I failed all my history classes. Not like I'd need them anyways since I can just spam slurs and heil Hitler, that always gets the job done.
While I was looking for some geggy threads to epically bait, I accidentally found one that has changed my entire life since then. I can't remember the topic of the thread, but I'll never forget its picrel.

It was an image of a commie cat girl smoking a cigarette and blowing onto a poor Anon's face. My cock instantly stood up. Who was this absolute unit of a SISA? I had to get my sources, so I entered the thread and found out her name was Alunya. Apparently, she is the mascot of the site, like Soytan was to the Sharty expect a thousand times hotter.

I had to take a break because my hands were too sweaty. How come I've never seen such a precious character before?
I instantly googled her name and found a link to the official booru of the site. Being completely serious, I might've gooned for two entire hours to every single one of her pics. I just couldn't resist her, her sassy dominating self made me so flustered I couldn't look away. I felt humiliated. But… it felt so gemmy.

And that's the story of how Alunya changed my life for good. If you see any 'teen obnoxiously posting about Alunya on this site, you can be for certain that's me. This is now an Alunya thread, post your Alunya gemmies ITT.