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Look, um… do you really need a chocolate shake right now? Like, right now?
It’s just… I don't know, maybe that's a little intense? But fine. If you’re, like, committed to this, I guess I can walk you through it. Again. It’s just kind of awkward because the instructions are right up there, but whatever. Here we go, I guess.
The… stuff you need (if you must)
• Ice cream: Just grab some chocolate ice cream. Two cups. Or don't, honestly, a glass of water is much healthier, but… yeah.
• Milk: Half a cup. Whole milk is better, but please don't make me debate dairy percentages right now.
• Chocolate syrup: Like three tablespoons? It's a lot of sugar, honestly. I'm a bit uncomfortable enabling this, but it's your life.
• Vanilla extract: A teaspoon. If you have it. If not, don't worry about it, let's not make a big deal out of it.
How to do it (try not to make a mess, please)
1. Put it in the blender: Just… dump the milk and syrup in first so the blender doesn't choke. Then throw the ice cream on top. It’s noisy, it’s dramatic, I’m already apologizing to your neighbors.
2. Turn it on: Press the button. Let it run for 15 seconds. Please don't stare at it while it blends, it makes me feel weirdly perceived.
3. Check on it: If it's too thick, add milk. If it's too thin, add ice cream. I really don't want to micromanage your texture preferences, so just use your best judgment.
4. Pour it out: Just put it in a glass. You can drizzle syrup on the inside if you want to be extra, but… honestly, who are we trying to impress here?
There. It's done. Can we… talk about something else now? Or maybe just sit in silence? Yeah. Silence is good.
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>>18417359Marxism-leninism won