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ASOYLUM - DOCTOR ROSTER (40 doctors as of October 2026, 70 patients, good amount)
1. Dr. William Soystein: You know him, you love/hate him.
2. Dr. Ernest Giggs: One of the strongest doctors of the Asoylum.
3. Dr. Bernd Soyer: A night shift worker, he is armed so that the patients don't 'ape him.
4. Dr. Bill Soyinivovich: Very Jewish, hates technology for some reason.
5. Dr. Lars Impson: Chief researcher, likes to publish his findings on the internet for all of Sweden to see. His last resort is throwing his own shit at feral patients.
6. Dr. Cass Soywin: A zoologist best known for his studies on the Doe-Doe and Capitol Reef National Park.
7. Dr. Anthony Sprokeberg: Mostly works off-site operating stands that sell stuff like ear surgery, meds, sproke and BBC.
8. Dr. Lekarstva Daritel: RuZZian nigga, once worked at a tech company which no longer exists
9. Dr. Jack Gapeus: Famous artist of the Nintendo Song, also number six hundred and four customer of Soylent
10. Dr. Mark Whatif: Often thinks about hitler scenarios, great at calming patients down by making them think and interested in shit nobody cares about.
11. Dr. Patrick Soyville: Don't make him mad!
12. Dr. Jeff Cobson: HWABAG
13. Dr. Eric Chuggers: Invented the Meds Smoothie, which he chugged to demonstrate its calming effects
14. Dr. Paul Grinlook: Part of a friend group consisting entirely of deformed 'jaks
15. Dr. Alex Jacobson: Part of a friend group consisting entirely of deformed 'jaks
16. Dr. Walker Emmanuel: Part of a friend group consisting entirely of deformed 'jaks
17. Dr. Walt Nathaniel: Part of a friend group consisting entirely of deformed 'jaks
18. Dr. Nick Sooty: Has been here FOREVER. Islamophobe, loves information.
19. Dr. Sean Angelo: Trans rights activist, how wholesome!
20. Dr. Felix Wojicki: An incomprehensible woahjack. Not a soyjack by the way. Behead him.
21. Dr. Cary Sawyer: Soyer's rival's rival
22. Dr. Cole Tisik: Autistic
23. Dr. Nutty: Squirrel, a support animal. Inventor of the Nuts are Medication theory
24. Dr. Marco Cunicelli: Has a stem on his head. Does drugs to cope with how everyone thinks he is a nigger.
25. Dr. Justin Annison: Y'all can't behave.
26. Dr. Nick Kiggers: He's snarky, and his insults are snappy
27. Dr. Alvin Triplep: OYYYYYYYY IT'S P. No, he's not a jartycuck, he's former news reporter who is a populist.
28. Dr. Glenn Ratcliffe: Not much, go ahead.
29. Dr. Cindy Crystal: Hates men, ev&oe xhe is a pooner
30. Dr. Rick Swoley: Also a strong guy
31. Dr. Satoko Brapley: Mexican
32. Dr. Donald Thriot: stop callin me a MUTT obsessed faggot or something
(8 other random literal who doctors with nothing special about them at all)
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>>18414172 (OP)I'm gonna break in and let all the schizos out
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Gem
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read bordiga psychology is bourgeois and idealist pseudoscienge
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Some patients
Joe Sanders: Believes that his eyes and mouth are swapped and that he is a Joysak. Do not feed his delusions, do stuff like pairing a mirror with antihallucinants, etc etc.
Fingerboy: Not his real name. Seems to be a victim of extreme insanity, with him having mutated, his mouth getting much larger, his hands turning into claws and more terrifying transformations. He may have been Samuel Sagell of 225 Kino Street of Utah, though more evidence is required.
Alice Vivaldi: Believes that he is a woman. Will go feral if someone tries to challenge his delusion.
Jarvis Kukoko: A lesotho immigrant who often has paraphiliac thoughts that must be removed immediately.