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Admin 6 and his jannies just banned the 4 horsemen of the soypocalypse. Their rage will fall upon us and the end of times is near.
The first horseman is conquest, which SEA monkey symbolically represents through his endeavors of rape. Rape figuratively conquers the victim, claiming their body for the perpetrator's pleasure and marking it as the property of the perpetrator.
The second horseman is war, which monstercat symbolizes due to being an injun. His people are savages who constantly wage war against one another and wage war against foreign settlers. Monstercat is also extremely defensive about his people and wants America and Canada to fall, which would lead to countless wars across the globe.
The third horseman of the apocalypse is famine. Kwaziiteen symbolizes famine because his people, the jews colonizing Palestine, are unleashing a horrific famine upon the dune coons living in Palestine. He has admitted to being an israeli citizen and the jews are also generally a parasitic people who thrive off the suffering of others.
Finally, the fourth horseman of the apocalypse is death. Cuxio is easily the perfect embodiment of death for a huge variety of reasons. Firstly, cuxio is homosexual and thus has AIDS and other STDs which are extremely deadly to humans. Secondly, cuxio is extremely suicidal and has made multiple suicide bait posts during the quote era, among his diseases, he is also morbidly obese and will likely die before the age of 35 as a result. Finally, he has expressed intent to shoot up the bad dragon headquarters, showing his desires to being death upon his enemies.
Each of these namefags perfectly embody the 4 horsemen of the apocalypse and their ban order is literally the order in which the horsemen appear. The first horse is conquest, aka sea monkey, who is first to leave. The second is war aka monstercat. The third is famine aka kwaziiteen. The fourth is cuxio aka death.
The 4 horsemen of the soypocalypse have been posting here for months and have all left, casting their rage upon the soysphere. Salt, the 6th owner of the sharty, has unbanned OGD and allowed the invasion of hostile offsiters onto our boards. Among these foreign invaders, the anti-teen will emerge and with him comes the drawing of poopson. The most disgusting, suicide inducing soyjak variant of all time. Far worse than even brimstone such as smuglet and glibblezorpson. The end of times is near, soyteen.