/soy/ - Soyjaks

inb4 it's all just pedophilia and incest

I want to fuck my aunt

confession threads are boring, its the same shit every single time. They lose their novelty after the 10th one you read

I rape and behead niggers

i india rapeeng shestar

i hate niggers, i hate jews, i hate spics and arabs too

Iam gay:(

i thought about trooning out and killing myself numerous times

>>18401058 (OP)
Why am I ought to confess my sins to you? I can tell NO ONE what happened. Not my father, mother, or closest friend. They will betray me and I will be punished.

>>18401132
you should do this

>>18401129
hope u get aids

i have drank my piss to fulfill sexual fantasies

>>>18401129 (You)
>hope u get aids
Nah f*** you meani

i goon to videos of myself farting

i drank two bottles of medicine once
not much happened after that

i can fuck my own ass

I once kissed one of my friends on the lips because I thought it was funny (we ain’t gay tho)

i watch sports

back in 7th grade a friend gave me 20 bucks to put my dick in a half cut bottle full of rain water and leaves and shit and i did it and my tip got swollen and red and it hurt to piss for like a few days

i saw the pussy of a girl i liked one time after she fell over on her bike

>>18401058 (OP)
I stole a chocolate eyeball once, wonder if that makes me eligible for prison

>>18401526
was it pink

>>18401135
This
Does anyone really want to know what I've done?

>>18401539
I do

>>18401539
i want to

saar you need to make a strawpage for the confessions saar because most people will not confess extremely heinous shit in this thread

coal thread

>>18401558
dodis

>>18401558
when somebeidore does that its all just spammed with pedophilia

>>18401614
your evil

>>18401614
OYYYYYY

When I was about 13, I loved angry birds, I had every game and I had every toy and merchandise they had at the store, one day I was playing angry birds and then all of a sudden the big red bird turned me on. I COULDN’T STAND IT, I WAS GOING CRAZY. I DECIDED TO PULL OUT MY BIG SNAKE AND STARTED STRANGLING IT, I had never felt so good, I soon continued to do this daily and NEVER got bored of it

>>18401614
mods what the fuck

>>18401645
we all did this

When I was 12 i told my friend I thought those really high converse were cool and I’d wear them and he thought I was a troon. I had no fucking idea they were for women but I should have known better. It still makes me cringe

I took part in the Rwandan genocide and am technically a war criminal

Growing up my family was poor. dirt poor. before Belgium came and fucked our country, the hutus were living in servitude to the tutsis. We farmed for them and they would give us cattle. Whe belgium came, they took the ones who were whiter and taller(the tutsis) and put them over us. It was a miserable existance for any hutus at the time. When belgium left they put the hutus in charg. Our hutu government had proclaimed that the tutsis were inferior. that they were cockroaches. 17 year old me lapped it up. our tutsi neighbors seemingly had loads of cash and wealth and we were poor. It started off with me and my family listing to RTLM, the anti tutsi radi system, but it slowly grew more than that. soon we were taking part in hutu pride parades, wearing interahamwe tunics and shirts. Ill never forget the day my papa brought home machtes and passed them out to me and my brothers. He told us that soon the tutsi cockroaches wuld recieve their commupence.

I was riled up, my friends were too. One day, my papa told me that today was a big day. he gathered the whole family and some hutu neighbors up around the radio. He told us to bring our machetes. The broadcast was normal until the middle when the radio told us "couper les grands arbres , couper les grands arbres maintenant "

we instantly began attacking our tutsi neighbors. I personally cut down two little girls across the street from us. Not an hour later did i join up with Georges Rutuganda and head to his compound. we went on raids during the day, dumping the corpes of our victums in trenches, sometimes leaving there bodies on the street.

We raped, we looted, we killed. we burned a church with people inside. I knew it was wrong, i did but i was to late to stop then. It didnt even last 100 days but it felt like a long time. When the RPF stareted to grow closer to the capital, multiple of m interahamwe brethren fled, in fear of them. My father told me to leave the country so i would survive. I did and went to kenya and then to yemen and finally moving to france, where i am now.


I regret what i did. I see that Georges Rutuganda was charged with war crimes and died in prison. I guess i belong their, but im too scared to turn myself in. I hate what i did. i wish i didnt and i wish i never took part in it. My papa was killed in a battle with the RPF and i havent seen my siblings since the first day of the genocide. Im sorry

>>18401774
what copypasta us thus

>>18401804
https://www.reddit.com/r/confession/comments/lisyih/i_took_part_in_the_rwandan_genocide_and_am/
from here (tw: reddit)

>>18401964
gated

i tasted my own poop at 10

i doxed a femboy and blamed it on her best friend and now she loves me

I'm a communist but I'm embarrassed to say it here

>>18402203
communism is impossible to achieve

>>18402174
what did it taste like?

>>18402194
>femboy
>her
marge?

>>18401058 (OP)
I frot with femboys

>>18401490
hacker

>>18402290
yeah she goes by she/her now and so do i

>>18402321
ermmmmmm tranny

>>18402324
>>18402337
geg cope and seethe. without my dox you wouldn't have had Opperation Total Femboy Death. trans rights are sharty culture bigot

>>18402350
>snca op
I've oxxed many more than you have

And many were severe efforteralds, not just pasting shit into breach.vip and calling it a day

one time, i woke up and the first thing i thought about was THE GAME

>>18402392
and i doxed one of the most populer get on my level

>>18402414
>most popular
Most popular what?

>>18402429
femboys unc. keep up

I oxxed the owner of the biggest femgoy server (comfag gd troon), 20 jannies from 4 different femgoy servers with me and two friends
I even oxxed their bmi

i gooned to astolfo

I'm really low inhib and get banned constantly for saying dumb shit.

>>18402452
geg i was on that server and so was she

i had a vacation to (((israel))) before the war

>>18402456
interesting…

>>18402474
kill yourself i was already horny

>>18402466
Do you live in france by anychance you nigger, said owner had his failtroll fag friends stalk the sharty for a while

Just remembered, he turned 18 last month, now i can get the fullll ox

>>18402485
geg no im amerimutt

>>18402474
masculine astolfo is a gem, realistic guys are the goat

>>18402484
goon. now.

I love nigger dick and god told me in a dream that my dick is losing sperm.

which janny is approving dis

>>18402496
add 'g to this im lazy