/soy/ - Soyjaks

Interestingly, White people and Black people both smell like shit, but for different reasons. Black people seem to be unable to maintain consistent hygiene, as they run around, sweat, and generally oose bodily fluids without the mental capacity to commit themselves to a boring shower. In contrast, White people spend their time NEETing it out online, and the lack of contact with the outside world makes showering unnecessary and therefore obsolete. They could shower if they wanted to, though.