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After years thinking I was gay, turn out i'm actually bi. How do I explain to my future wife that man she kisses every day has sucked and fucked hundreds of men? And mind you, those weren't femboy twinks, they were grown, hairy men who look like rapeson. Should i just hide my past from her? She's FAR less sluttier and depraved than the average foid, basically an angel, so if I were honest with her I think she'd be scared of me. Or have a heart attack. I'm fucking serious by the way.

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be my man

 β„–18397124[Quote]

i wouldn't bring it up randomly, if your "sexual past" comes up then say that you were bisexual but have since reformed and found jesus. try to lie by omission on the quantity of men you fucked, women find high body counts yucky in a similar way men do

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>After years thinking I was gay, turn out i'm actually bi. How do I explain to my future wife that man she kisses every day has sucked and fucked hundreds of men? And mind you, those weren't femboy twinks, they were grown, hairy men who look like rapeson. Should i just hide my past from her? She's FAR less sluttier and depraved than the average foid, basically an angel, so if I were honest with her I think she'd be scared of me. Or have a heart attack. I'm fucking serious by the way.

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You should probably ease the fact into her, don’t hide it forever. If you do, it’s gonna blow up in your face the same way those men blew up in your mouth

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>>18397124
Makes sense, though the "reformed" part wouldn't stick since i'm not particularly religious and she knows about it. If she ever touches the subject, i'll just be honest and say that my tastes changed with time… And of course omit the orgies.

>>18397184
Why though, don't know why would she want to know that unless she were planning to watch me have sex with another man, which I don't intend to do since I want to keep our relationship wholesome and vanilla.

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>>18397300
Women are really good at sniffing out when men are hiding something. She gets suspicious, she might ask around, you don’t know what’s going to happen

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>>18397055 (OP)
why do you want to say anything about that to her? do you feel some type of guilt complex?, just be DL

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yeah just lie to her
who gaf about this stupid foid

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>>18397403
She's really clueless about that sort of stuff but not stupid, i think she'll eventually end up seeing how my asshole's all prolapse and bruised from all the stretching if i ever turn away from her while we're naked (though ofc i'm doing my best to avoid this type of situation), and she's already noticed one of the many scars i've got on my body from all the piercings (they were a lot, i had a body modification fetish, i still do actually but now i keep it under control) i've had that removed.

>>18397429
Yeah, i'll just do that. Just scared that i might make it worse and she'll think i'm also cheating on her on top of being gay.

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>>18397147
Glistening gem

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>>18397599
>arc miko

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kill yourself faggot

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>>18397636
Why though, i'm not a tranny

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>>18397641
faggots often get beat up in my country.

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Shitty 'pasta do better

 β„–18397680[Quote]

Ask her what she thinks of bisexuality and if she's ever experimented with women or anything and then tell her you're bisexual but downplay how many dudes you've fucked. She'll most likely found out in some way or another anyways do it's best it comes from you directly telling her.

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>>18397557
>i still do actually
if you have any piercings she will immediately notice ur a fag so why bother with hiding it, if you have a fagcent too then its over, r u atleast HTN and pretty boy maxxed so u can get away with ur femininity?

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>After years thinking I was gay, turn out i'm actually bi. How do I explain to my future wife that man she kisses every day has sucked and fucked hundreds of men? And mind you, those weren't femboy twinks, they were grown, hairy men who look like rapeson. Should i just hide my past from her? She's FAR less sluttier and depraved than the average foid, basically an angel, so if I were honest with her I think she'd be scared of me. Or have a heart attack. I'm fucking serious by the way.

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>>18397657
I could beat up an homophobe, though i'm not in the gay lifestyle anymore.

>>18397690
No geg i mean the fetish, i got rid of all the piercings. Not a twink though and my voice is normal. I'm pretty masculine-looking in general since i work out a lot

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>>18397738
>I could beat up an homophobe
i want to see you try, fagfucker.

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>>18397780
repressed homosexual itt

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Why are all soyteens fags?

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kill yourself faggot

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>>18397819
theres nothing wrong with wanting the love and comfort of a man
if women dig it, why cant i?

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>>18397819
Honestly i don't know, personally i think I got posessed by a demon in my 20's. This site as well as my oomfs from twitter changed me for the better at least

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my dream life is to micromanage a family with 10 women without them knowing while i fuck twinks behind the scenes, i might do this once i grow up and become chad, so i envy you to a certain extent OP

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feed and seed?

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>>18397872
So you’re an offsiter…

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>OOMFS

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>>18397927
I've actually been a 'teen since '22, but i became a xitterDEITY after the twitter immigrant wave in 2024

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Hope you can be a family man instead of a faggot with aids



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