[ home / overboard ] [ date ] [ soy / qa / raid / incel ] [ int / pol ] [ a / biz / fit / mtv / r9k / sude / tech / v / x ] [ q / news / chive / rules / pass / bans / status ] [ booru / wiki ]

A banner for soyjak.party

/soy/ - Soyjaks

soyjaks and other associated gems
Catalog
Email
Subject
Comment
File
Password (For file deletion.)

File: d2363bfb-a064-4a50-b695-ff….png 📥︎ (543.37 KB, 1773x1028) ImgOps

 â„–18394096[Quote]

Hello, my name is Lars G. Svenson and I work as a security guard at an Ikea. And this is my story.
>Come into work today
>Overhear warehouse workers complaining they had to unload the same couch called the "NOPHONO"
>I'm confused as I never heard of this couch before
>Look it up
>Only 150ish dollars
>Buy it straight away
>Day goes as normal, I clock out
>Drag the sofa home and open the instructions
>The list just says "He cares" but images are still there
>Whatever, probably a misprint
>Assemble the sofa and place it in my room
>Sit on it
>It's comfy
>Go to post stupid raisin on Swedishwin.com, with the sofa now being in my peripheral
>Notice a figure in blue suit and yellow tie sitting on it
>Turn my head
>No one is there
>Look back at the computer
>see the figure again
>Nophono is there
>Look back at the comp- "WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT!?"
>Look back at the sofa
>It's gone
>Begin typing out this story
>It's in my peripheral again and now it's standing
WHATEVER YOU DO, DO NOT ASSEMBLE THE NOPHONO SOFA!!!

 â„–18394101[Quote]

nu 'pasta

 â„–18394103[Quote]

high effort gem

 â„–18394106[Quote]

>>18394096 (OP)
>>18394101
>>18394103
all me btw

 â„–18394107[Quote]

'gated

 â„–18394111[Quote]

geg

 â„–18394196[Quote]

gemmy

 â„–18394644[Quote]

Gemmy as shit niqqa

 â„–18394660[Quote]

GEG

 â„–18394690[Quote]

tanzanite

 â„–18394917[Quote]

gem


[Return][Catalog][Go to top][Post a Reply]
Delete Post [ ]
[ home / overboard ] [ date ] [ soy / qa / raid / incel ] [ int / pol ] [ a / biz / fit / mtv / r9k / sude / tech / v / x ] [ q / news / chive / rules / pass / bans / status ] [ booru / wiki ]