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 №18389019[Quote]

A: the normie
>likes: Partying, gossiping to you about SNCA, hiking, hanging out at the beach
>extroversion: Above average
>social media use: Tiktok, Instagram, Snapchat
>body count: 8 (mostly relationships, a few hookuos)
>sex drive: Average
>fetishes: Being raped
>drugs: Likes drinking, is willing to try some others though
>career: Communications or business major in college, also in a sorority
>religion: Christian
>ideology: None
>miscellaneous traits: Won't let you just stay home all the time and wants you to join her in going out and stuff

B: the alt girl
>likes: Drawing/painting/digital art, fashion, reading fantasy books, playing some video games like Stardew Valley and the Sims
>extroversion: Below average
>social media use: Tumbler, Pinterest, Tiktok
>body count: 5 (some relationships, some hookups)
>sex drive: High
>fetishes: Being raped, femdom, light BDSM
>drugs: Likes weed, LSD, and mushrooms, but isn't addicted to any
>career: Art major in college
>religion: Atheist or some kind of pagan larper
>ideology: Liberal or communist
>miscellaneous traits: Owns some weird sex toys, has a bit of social anxiety and is awkward

C: the STEM girl
>likes: not much apart from studying
>extroversion: Low
>social media use: None
>body count: 3 (all relationships)
>sex drive: Low
>fetishes: Being raped
>drugs: None
>career: Some kind of engineering or hard science major in college
>religion: Atheist
>ideology: Conservative leaning about most things but with some feminist beliefs
>miscellaneous traits: High IQ, monotone/flat voice and mannerisms, may be a tiny bit autistic

D: the older woman
>likes: Traveling overseas, trying different kinds of fancy foods and wine, telling you stories, reading
>extroversion: A little below average
>social media use: Tiktok, Instagram, Reddit, and maybe Facebook
>body count: 20 (some relationships, some hookups)
>sex drive: Average
>fetishes: Being raped, light femdom, and you suspect she may be into guys a little younger than legal but you're not sure
>drugs: Loves alcohol
>career: Some kind of sales jobs, has a high income
>religion: Christian
>ideology: Liberal feminist but doesn't care much about politics
>miscellaneous traits: In her early to mid 30s, has a bit of an inflated ego

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mpa keeeeem

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I have to get up and walk out

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B but christpilled

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Fuck off

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That's something physically

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E: the "femcel"
>likes: masturbating all day, reading (AO3), browsing imageboards, cutting herself, watching porn, playing video games
>extroversion: Very low
>social media use: Imageboards, discord
>body count: 4 (first was her own father, others were hookups) plus she's sent nudes to a bunch of randoms on discord
>sex drive: Very high
>fetishes: Being raped, yaoi, omegaverse stuff, guro, fantasized about animals but never acted on it, BDSM, self-harm, age regression, and probably others
>drugs: None
>career: NEET
>religion: Atheist
>ideology: Neo-Nazi
>miscellaneous traits: Extremely depressed, could easily become a drug addict if you offered her any, will almost never leave the house

F: the traditional(ish) girl
>likes: Watching movies, reading, gardening
>extroversion: Average
>social media use: None
>body count: 2 (both relationships)
>sex drive: Below average
>fetishes: Being raped, being degraded/humiliated
>drugs: Recovering alcoholic
>career: Works some minimum wage job, want you to provide for her so she can quit her job
>religion: Christian
>ideology: Normie conservative
>miscellaneous traits: Is pretty insecure about herself, is overweight, cries easily

G: the rave girl
>likes: Raves, parties, concerts, drugs, traveling
>extroversion: High
>social media use: Tiktok, Instagram, Snapchat
>body count: 30
>sex drive: Very high
>fetishes: Being raped, light and heavy BDSM, fucking in public, exhibitionism, threesomes
>drugs: Loves molly/ecstasy, alcohol, ketamine, cocaine, mushrooms, LSD, among others
>career: Psychology major in college
>religion: Atheist
>ideology: Vaguely leftist but doesn't follow politics much
>miscellaneous traits: Is very clingy and obsessive, will force you to come with her to her raves and shit

H: the corporate girl
>likes: Money, status, expensive things like fancy cars, not being a disappointment to her parents
>extroversion: Above average
>social media use: Unironically uses Linkedin as social media
>body count: 0
>sex drive: Below average
>fetishes: Being raped, being degraded/humiliated
>drugs: None
>career: Business major in college, also in a sorority, and she will probably break up with you if you don't have a very good career trajectory
>religion: Christian
>ideology: Leans conservative
>miscellaneous traits: Raised by strict Asian parents, has high stress levels, is somewhat judgemental of others

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Foids of doom.

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>>18389050
These foids are pretty realistic archetypes btw. You'd find these all irl

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H

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whichever one has a penis

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KYS KIKES, you will never make me a lesbian

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>>18389070
meds you're a tranny

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i absolutely despise women of any shade, doesn't matter how white or Aryan she is, she is a woman, and therefore mentally retarded

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>>18389081
homosexual

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>>18389081
kek nussinis are faggots… wait we knew this already KEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKEKEKEKEKEKEEKKEKEKEKEKEKE

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h

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>>18389089
the closet one to doll here would be D

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>>18389081
might as well just install grindr you depressed faggot

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>>18389081
saw this reply coming from a mile away, also stop pretending like you ever been deep in some pussy before, we are all virgins here

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i would choose F but picrel is not a sisa so C

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Here is a poll too but also explain your choice to keep it interesting

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>A: the normie
>>likes: Partying, gossiping to you about SNCA, hiking, hanging out at the beach
>>extroversion: Above average
>>social media use: Tiktok, Instagram, Snapchat
>>body count: 8 (mostly relationships, a few hookuos)
>>sex drive: Average
>>fetishes: Being raped
>>drugs: Likes drinking, is willing to try some others though
>>career: Communications or business major in college, also in a sorority
>>religion: Christian
>>ideology: None
>>miscellaneous traits: Won't let you just stay home all the time and wants you to join her in going out and stuff
>
>B: the alt girl
>>likes: Drawing/painting/digital art, fashion, reading fantasy books, playing some video games like Stardew Valley and the Sims
>>extroversion: Below average
>>social media use: Tumbler, Pinterest, Tiktok
>>body count: 5 (some relationships, some hookups)
>>sex drive: High
>>fetishes: Being raped, femdom, light BDSM
>>drugs: Likes weed, LSD, and mushrooms, but isn't addicted to any
>>career: Art major in college
>>religion: Atheist or some kind of pagan larper
>>ideology: Liberal or communist
>>miscellaneous traits: Owns some weird sex toys, has a bit of social anxiety and is awkward
>
>C: the STEM girl
>>likes: not much apart from studying
>>extroversion: Low
>>social media use: None
>>body count: 3 (all relationships)
>>sex drive: Low
>>fetishes: Being raped
>>drugs: None
>>career: Some kind of engineering or hard science major in college
>>religion: Atheist
>>ideology: Conservative leaning about most things but with some feminist beliefs
>>miscellaneous traits: High IQ, monotone/flat voice and mannerisms, may be a tiny bit autistic
>
>D: the older woman
>>likes: Traveling overseas, trying different kinds of fancy foods and wine, telling you stories, reading
>>extroversion: A little below average
>>social media use: Tiktok, Instagram, Reddit, and maybe Facebook
>>body count: 20 (some relationships, some hookups)
>>sex drive: Average
>>fetishes: Being raped, light femdom, and you suspect she may be into guys a little younger than legal but you're not sure
>>drugs: Loves alcohol
>>career: Some kind of sales jobs, has a high income
>>religion: Christian
>>ideology: Liberal feminist but doesn't care much about politics
>>miscellaneous traits: In her early to mid 30s, has a bit of an inflated ego

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>>18389096
I'd probably find more biological women there than this site anyway luuul

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you can tell this was written by an incel because apparently all girls have the “fetish” of being raped

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>>18389120
which is true btw

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up

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>>18389034
What if she's not christpilled
>>18389067
>>18389091
>>18389106
Why

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Noboey fucking cares this isnt r9k

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>>18389152
Probably E..? Definitely not A or D, maybe C

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All of those options are pretty shit

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>>18389169
E is an interesting pick kek

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I want the brown nigger one but only if she does master and slave roleplay and obv no kids

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>>18389172
these options are how much modern women are I'm just being realistic

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>>18389179
is that so

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>>18389152
i can shape her interests (since she doesn't have interests geg) so she'll like what i like and also is a brown hair sisa

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>>18389019 (OP)
Alt girl all the way, I dont care if shes not christian, as long as she isnt fully covered in tattoos or something

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>>18389198
Did you pick C

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>>18389210
obviously

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up

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I want the one that doesn't have a penis

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I can’t choose without ages OP

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>>18389190
I've known or met usually multiple of each time of girl here kek. I was basically trying to think of some of the main archetypes of women in 2026.

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>>18389235
All are around 18-22 except the older woman

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>>18389236
type* not time

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c

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obviously i choose the first girl because of her tits

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gem thread

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>>18389243
need a girl by girl breakdown fag
as Vince McMahon once said, you can’t make a decision in a vacuum!

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>>18389255
trvth nvke

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>>18389255
>>18389264
even doe she's tit mogged by both the older one and the rave girl

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dating is gay so none of them

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>>18389284
>heterosexual dating is gay

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also the first girl has onlyfans

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>>18389288
Being stuck to one person for a prolonged period of time is really dumb

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>>18389261
Okay sure
normie: 19
alt girl: 19
STEM girl: 22
femcel: 18
trad: 22
rave girl: 20
corporate: 21

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>>18389293
whats the link so i can pirate it

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>>18389299
wish i can but… yeah

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>>18389293
does she really kek I just found some random image

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>>18389295
Which one would you fuck then

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>>18389309
the normie is > OBJECTIVELY < the most attractive person out of these 4

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C is the best option. A is basic but tolerable.
As for the B, as long as she doesn't identify with retarded labels like "nonbinary" (they tend to be really obsessed with that kind of shit), I think she would be fine.

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>>18389324
falsenuke, corporate girl clears easily

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I choose corporate girl because shes Virgin

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>>18389019 (OP)
genuinely please kill yourself

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>>18389344
>rap music
>blonde girl
YJK

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all "corporate" foids suck cock to get to their positions. wtf do you mean shes a virgin

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>>18389360
She's still in college

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>>18389344
anyways sorry i got the wrong one, this is a different girl, the onlyfans girl had a similar body and face to this literal who

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>>18389367
wow so shes sucking 5 cocks a day instead of just 1. please kill yourself

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>>18389368
There are many many girls who look almost identical to her geg that's why she was a good pick for normie

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holy shit i was busy jerking off to the 1st girls tits

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>>18389374
The type of girl I'm referring to usually either cracks under the stress and sluts it out in college or remains a virgin cause she's slightly mentally ill and feels her father's eyes on her 24/7. This is based on my real interactions with people in college as a semi-normalfag btw.

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>>18389392
rapeable

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How about I fuck all and make my harem

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i wanna lick the normie's armpits

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>>18389392
Don't what to derail the thread but yeah she is hot. But I can tell she has the exact personality I described in the OP for her kek.

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>>18389449
joons wake up

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up

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More people answer my thread

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>>18389449
she looks like she only fucks niggers

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None because either they have 1+ body count, aren’t Christian or not white

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>>18389490
I know a decent amount of people but I don't know a single virgin white christian female

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>>18389494
Are they really christians if they had sex before marriage doe?

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>>18389490
virgin christian females don't exist fyi



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