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CONFESSION THREAD

confess to the most fucked up shit you've done, dont hold back

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I goon to soyjaks

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I did something really bad

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when i was a hormonal caca i once groped my cousin, she somehow didn't get mad at me for it but i can never see her the same unfortunately

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i drew sonic vore when i was 8

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>>18365312
i threw it away years ago

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>>18365299
How do you discover such things at a young age?

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>>18365322
google images

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i have been a hyperdegenerate porn addict ever since i was 7 years old

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>>18365821
Same except 10

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>>18365821
>>18365832
ok but what do you jack off to

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>>18365856
please be a gigachad…

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>>18365849
I mean at least youre not a fag or pedo

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I jerked off to truck ones
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soot

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I saw Joshua Conner Moon IRL and didn’t ask for his autograph.

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I stole a baby toy when I was a caca

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i killed snails when i was like 5

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I hate failtroons but at the same time I'm very irritated by moraltroons

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i once hit 2 shitskins with my motorcycle,i somehow had no injuries and i didnt even fall

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I technically jerked off to child porn.

I was 14 at the time and some girl in my class had multiple videos of her masturbating and squirting leaking by her ex boyfriend cause he clitty leaked at her. He sent the videos to a bunch of people including me. The cops ended up arresting him and he got sent to juvie I think for a few months or a year or something. He had a small amount of opsec when distributing the videos though so the cops didn't know who he sent them to. I still deleted them though when he got arrested.

It was also weird going to class the next day after I jerked off to her videos cause I sat across from her at a table kek. I was talking to her and kept getting zoned out thinking about how I just watched her orgasming on a video the night before.

hopefully joons don't ban me for this

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I raped OP

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OYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

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>>18365972
what do you mean what

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>>18365891
That's something my good friend Jay Sid would like to hear about. Inform him.

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>CONFESSION THREAD
>
>confess to the most fucked up shit you've done, dont hold back

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>>18365945
Also when this happened everyone at school started arguing about if squirt is piss or not cause we all saw the videos. (It is piss btw)

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I had sex with my best friend's mom

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I have stolen small things from yard sales before
I have not been caught

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>>18365945
>jannies are too lazy to approve my gems
>they allow this shit

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>>18366024
It's 95% piss 5% female cum

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>>18366059
What's rule breaking about that though we were the same age

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>>18365856
>>18365859
phew it's a geega

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have you niggas not confessed everything after all these threads??

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>>18366066
It's the "female cum" just the fluid they produce when they're horny? I think I read it's kept in like glands or a sac or something and when they squirt it empties out.

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The other day i was driving while high on xanax and using my phone at the same time and it was a green light but i didnt see so the nigga behind me honked at me so i slammed the accelerator and i hydroplaned and almost flipped my shit and hit a pedestrian but at the last minute my wheel touched the ground again and i slammed the wheel all the way to the left and nearly missed that accident i just turned off the music and went home in absolute silence and i never spoke of this to anyone

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>>18366094
Yeah the natural lube

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>>18366114
Actuqlly im making a whole thread. for this

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>>18366137
It would be hotter if they just shot out that little but of fluid and not urine

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>>18366114
nigga is gonna kill someone at some point

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doxed a femboy. made her love me.

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>>18366187
>her
marge

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>>18366187
Respect his pronouns chud

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i gooned to astolfo

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I goon to beat banger porn

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her pronouns are she/her

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i throw poop at neighbor lady

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>>18366270
>104 people live here

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>>18365136 (OP)
used to be a stoner and bnwo gooner unironically (used to: i.e. I quit both weed and that stuff)

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I pooped on your floor

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>>18365136 (OP)
I take hrt but hate on troons



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