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My faggy wannabe sigma-male cousin is coming over to sleep in my sister's bed; since a tropical storm is coming to my general area, of course, this LARPing faggot would be scared, and my father is retarded enough to give him "shelter". What should I do to prevent this?

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Offer him your bed and say you'll sleep in your sister's bed with her instrad

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introduce him to the sharty

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>>18362293
Nigga no? I like my bed nigga
>>18362306
>how to get your ass beat BARE in 10 seconds! Works every time

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throw poop at him

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Bro lives in Louisiana πŸ’€πŸ‘€
Anyways try to get your sister to team up with you and beat him up

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You need to, and I'm being COMPLETELY, 100% unironic when I say this, try to have sex with him.

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>>18362376
>>18362337
Worst suggestions yet, kek. My uncle forced him to do sports shit/be an athlete.

I originally posted this to the swinny but the tranny jannies fucking leaked and 'aped it

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>>18362396
never use the swinny they permaban people for the most mild of things

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>>18362396
I mean i’ll be honest it’s good that he’s exercising, but it sucks whenever a friend or relative of your’s gets some muscle and instantly becomes cocky and prideful.

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He's gonna try to fuck your sister OP

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>>18362415
Nigga, I don't think that will happen. He's 16 and she's 9

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>>18362414
Yeah. Maybe that's why gymtimidation exists. Too many cocky, prideful faggots

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>>18362408
Well, I don't wanna see jasseecuck false flag thread number 1928292922 on here every day. I want quality, not femquote inflation 'p

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Up

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If your cousin has a girlfriend, start:
>making up bad allegations (I.e. he grooms minors on 'cord)
>whenever he leaves his phone somewhere, check if it is unlocked. If it is, say some disturbing shit pretending to be him (I.e. "gonna have some 9 year old cunny tonight😝πŸ₯΅")

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>>18362711
Don't say that doe



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