/soy/ - Soyjaks

You don't need to do that here

change your filenames to an older unix date of your choosing

be insufferable

Larp as a sootist

You can't.
You just had to be there.

>>18336070
that's the #1 tell someone is a nusoi doe

Say "jej" instead of "geg" or "kek" to express amusement
When using proper grammar, do NOT end the last word of paragraph with any punctuation, unless it's a question mark, this is to seem more "casual".
Lack of capitalization, primarily used for emphasis or to act heckin' quirky or something
Misuse and overuse of ellipses
FOTM Discord slang and memes (ex. "X MENTIONED RAHHHH ‼️‼️")
Use question marks where there is no question being asked, often typed more than once
Use tone tags, such as /j, /hj, /srs, /gen (They do this because they are severely autistic and take everything seriously unless it is explicitly stated not to.)
Use the same default insults, such as "cornball" (Also derived from Zoomer slang), "puriteen" and "anti"
Use the same default phrases, such as "happy 12th birthday", "hope this helps", "who hurt you?", or "you hate joy and whimsy"
Act "crazy"/sensitive online.
When arguing with someone, change your speech to sound flirty / caring. Things like "uhm sweetie thats not …" or sending kissing emojis.
When someone calls you retarded, resort to using one of your default responses. You will be winning the argument because of your "nonchalance", also simultaneously respond nearly instantly to everybody willing to interact with you.
If you get called out on this, either (A) do not respond, or (B) rally other oldfags to do the same thing.

I don’t like saying geg, lol is better

Just talk normally

>>18336196
The jej thing is kind of true, people used to use that on /pol/ sometimes back in the day. The rest is just reddit though.

be a pedough

>>18336244
jej is then jarty's version of geg

>>18336196
ev&o everybaldi uses jej

>>18336196
Very insightful, thanks

>>18336269
jej is older than the jarty it's from 4cuck