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I'm currently using my sister's computer and desk for browsing the sharty. Though technically this current computer is now mine, but since we share the same room, the desk is still hers, meaning there's a lot of girly stuff here. What should I do with that?

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smear poop on it

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Your sister masturbate

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shit in the chair to assert dominance over her and she will smell your masculine fecal musk and want to fuck you

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>>18333141
>>18333121
Stop talking about poop i don't like it

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>>18333141
>shit in the chair to assert dominance over her and she will smell your masculine fecal musk and want to fuck you

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>>18333131
>Your sister masturbates neutral
Nigger I thought you were gone

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>>18333010 (OP)
fuck your sister

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Unironically buy her a vibrator

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>>18333010 (OP)
What kind of girly stuff?

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>>18333173
do this

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How many times do you think your sister masturbates per week?

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what do her panties smell like

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>>18333174
Alright. The computer is against the wall, and on top of the wall, she made a dumb board featuring all her interests taped over it, or some shit, featuring things that we have in common in liking, like video games, like Zelda. But most of the time it's just girly shit, like Mitski, or Hatsune Miku, or photos of her and her friends. And also the stationary here is pink, and I can't get rid of them because this is still technically her desk. I just got her computer when she got her laptop, which I already factory reset and started using for browsing the Sharty and also doing whatever here.

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>>18333188
not op but i think my sister goons like twice a week at most
me i've become very asexual - can go months without gooning

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>>18333196
What kind of clothes does she wear around the house?

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>>18333199
>i think my sister goons like twice a week at most
What makes you think that

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>>18333164
>coal
>frogpost

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if she comes out of the bathroom or bedroom and washes only one hand that means she just masturbated

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>>18333226
>soicucks don't like incest
NGMI.

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>>18333188
Not, but I do suspect something, like a boyfriend or some shit. And our mom found out one time when she, after learning that the reason why she keeps going out to the park is to meet some guy, and told her that she's a literal whore if she continues doing this. And for some reason she wants to go as a bunny girl this Halloween, and she says it is quite modest. It is a dress, not a leotard or something. And our mother called her that she would look like a slut if she wears that anyways.

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Find her bbc dildo and rub hot sauce on it

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>>18333223
sister got on google voice and tried doing an incestual roleplay spontaneously
she is nympho.

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>>18333232
True. Also if she keeps her door locked a lot, or if she ever plays music in her room (it's to hide the macaroni sound), or takes long showers (especially if you have a detachable shower head). These are all signs.

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>>18333244
did you not participate?

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>>18333260
That shit high key pissed me off so much because I escaped the trailer park to not be the stereotype. Idk maybe she wants to be the stereotypical white trash trailer park ghetto bitch, but that "aesthetic" is not for me. ofc I didn't participate, I actually have standards.

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>>18333239
>for some reason she wants to go as a bunny girl this Halloween
I think I know why kek

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>>18333278
Like what did she actually say though? Was she just joking or what

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>>18333010 (OP)
You Have To Panty And Sissify Yourself

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idk mayne

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>>18333306
No OP get her to do it to you it would be better

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OP you are a closeted valid girl you just don't know it

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>>18333297
Good thing our mother is trying to prevent her from being a whore, and also other than bunny costume, she wants to go as killer bride or something.

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>>18333305
SHE LITERALLY HAD HER HAND IN HER CROTCH, OR WAS AT LEAST PRETENDING
STRAIGHT UP GOONING WHILE ESPOUSING NAZI RHETORIC
MY (CIS) FEMALE half-SISTER

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>>18333329
why don't you have sex with her

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>>18333297
>Halloween
>The often have parties on halloween
Oh yeah she's a whore for sure

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>>18333199
Why would you share that

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>>18333329
what nazi rhetoric?

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Get

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>>>18333333
what was the get

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>>18333344
My point is that sometimes girls specifically dress up as bunnies to signal that they're "snowbunnies", as in they like blacks

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wait no
>>18333333

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>>18333338
1. That is my half sister
2. She is a right winger I don't fuck right wingers
3. She been trashtalking and stalking me and shit behind my back because she wants to FUCK ME

NIGGA YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND

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>>18333366
Some niggas don't know how lucky they are

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>>18333350
Basically she went on a tirade about how I was a Jewish cocksucker while masturbating

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>>18333379
Even having a sister at all is awesome, even if we don't get along.

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>>18333381
She's right though the jews don't want you fucking your sister. Also I'm 95% sure you're larping.

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>>18333366
I have a simple solution to this give me your location a knife and your skin I'll pretend to be you

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>>18333390
I put this on everything: That phone call happened.

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>>18333366
I can get it. It would be strange to spoil relations with sister and family because of you want to fuck her. What age difference do you have?

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>>18333385
I have two sperg sister and it’s neat and all but holy fuck it gets annoying sometimes

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>>18333403
She is in 764

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>>18333366
How old is your sister, my fellow teen? I want to date her.

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>>18333410
Can I have her number

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>>18333411
She's already dating some retard in O9A

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>>18333410
They were probably telling her to try to fuck you geg

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>>18333423
I just did some research. O9A is a satanic group. What the hell? Why is she in a satanic group? Why aren't you objecting to this? And why aren't you trying to save her soul? It's your responsibility as a brother to at least help your sister.

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did OP leave

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>>18333423
I wish I had a failtroll gf

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>>18333446
She doesn't listen to me, stop assuming shit

>>18333433
They were trying to get me to martyr myself

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Check if there’s gay porn or yaoi

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About a year ago me and my sister (we’re both autistic af btw if that matters) were drunk chatting at she confessed that she was was basically a lesbian and her only experience with someone else despite being 24 was getting led on by a bpd whore.

I woke up to this wholesome text the next day

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>>18333455
Just rape these thoughts away

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>>18333297
>>18333362
>>18333344
Well, I am not white. So is her. We're Asians.

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>>18333423
you mean to tell me you have a sister who is right wing a gooner and potentially demon posessed and you DON'T want to fuck her into submission?

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>>18333455
>They were trying to get me to martyr myself
Keyed if you're actually killing some rich kike like how luigi did. 99% of the time though it's some bullshit like shooting up a walmart which accomplishes nothing and just makes things worse by allowing the government to justify more gun bans and surveillance.

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>>18333464
VERIFY MY SCREENSHOT JANNIES

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>>>18333423
>you mean to tell me you have a sister who is right wing a gooner and potentially demon posessed and you DON'T want to fuck her into submission?

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>>18333482
I'm not doing any shit like that, i am chill.

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contradictory bonus

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>>18333464
Are you the same guy who said your sister is in 764

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do y'all know what motherfucking meowba is

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My older sister used to always wear panties around the house and it gave me some incestuous thoughts cause she had a big ass

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>The "Meowism" Persona


>β€’ The "Cult": In 2022, Meowbah jokingly declared themselves a deity and referred to their fanbase as "Meowists."

>β€’ The Joke: This was entirely an internet meme designed to mock religion, bait angry reactions, and trick viewers into giving the channel more attention.
>β€’ The Reality: Behind the animated avatar and high-pitched voice changer, Meowbah is simply a content creator utilizing rage-bait to gain viral fame.

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>>18333528
you should have fucked her

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>>18333528
I unironically would have killed myself or ran away from home if my siblings did this

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>>18333518
I looked it up. She was some vtumor type who was trolling people and shit?

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TELL ME WHERE MEOWBAH IS AT

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>>18333566
The address is in /raid/ you lazy nigger

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>>18333574
Thank you

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>>18333574
appreicatr it

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>>18333561
What, not wore pants? Unsurprisingly we were raised by a single mother and my mom didn't care about her doing that. I told her to put on pants sometimes cause it made me uncomfortable partly cause it gave me weird mixed feelings but she didn't care.

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Something tells me Meowbah needs to get their ass whipped for some idolatry

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>>18333587
Your mother had undiagnosed BPD didn’t she

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And I don't mean the kinky kind

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>>18333595
No she's actually pretty normal but she works all the time and doesn't want to deal with her kids' drama kek.

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https://soyjak.st/raid/thread/316472.html

764 I AM NOT RERUNNING THAT EPISODE FUCK OFF

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>>18333624
Why are you talking about this literal who in this thread geg

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up

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>>18333644
Basically they want me to shit on a bible for their entertainment and it ain't happening. I looked at the thread and apparently she's in either Australia or South Africa. Elon hates her because she is transgender we already know this.

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>>18333724
>meowbah wants me to shit on a bible and elon hates her
actual schizo babbel

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Oh thank goodness. Thank goodness.
That was one way to reveal that knowledge to me. I am grateful. Thank you.

Y'all, seriously, do not desecrate any books considered holy, just to be on the safe side. I know this better than anything else in my entire life. You don't want to do that or you are in for some rough, rough shit when you die.

And I'm not being sarcastic either (just in case)

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>>18333803
>>18333724
Okay I was joking at first but I think this guy is actually schizophrenic

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>>18333822
You call me schizo but you are legit straight up evil like stab infants evil

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You aren't even Jewish you are in the synagogue of satan

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>>18333624
>>18333724
>>18333803
>>18333838
schizophrenic tranny meth addict

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>>18333838
Are you part of her goom 'cord or something? Also what does this have to do with this thread?

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NIGGA THESE ANIME PICTURES AREN'T GONNA SAVE YOU, THOSE 'MENTAL WALLS' OF THE SETIANS AIN'T GONNA HELP YOU WHEN YAHWEH BLOWS YOUR ASS UP

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>>18333838
Yes we are the scary evil DNB snarky Snappy hackers oooooooo take your heckin glow nugget meds ooooooooo you totally don’t wanna blow up the IRS ooooooooo

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>>18333154
Whos the one on the right

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>>18333921
dylann roof

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ARE THE MENTAL WALLS GOING TO SAVE YOU WHEN THE ALMIGHTY SAYS RETARD BE GONE?

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soooooo are we back to talking about OP's sister now?

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>>18334022
Is OP even still here?

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>>18334022
I guess. Those particular entities tend to get scared off pretty predictably. There are power words.

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>>18334049
Frier is that you?



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