how do I become a lolcow

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Chud 10/08/26 (Thu) 01:01:40 №18332018 [Quote]

how do I become a lolcow

Chud 10/08/26 (Thu) 01:03:15 №18332047 [Quote]

just be retarded on the internet and not be able to handle criticism

Chud 10/08/26 (Thu) 01:03:16 №18332048 [Quote]

>>18332018 (OP)
dress in girls clothes, post your address, stream yourself doing "crazy" things. eventually it'll catch on

Chud 10/08/26 (Thu) 01:03:41 №18332053 [Quote]

you buy a black dildo

Chud 10/08/26 (Thu) 01:03:52 №18332056 [Quote]

send all of your info and do embarassing things so we can harass you

Chud 10/08/26 (Thu) 01:06:46 №18332102 [Quote]

make a YouTube channel where you talk about bbc

Chud 10/08/26 (Thu) 01:10:00 №18332152 [Quote]

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>how do I become a lolcow

Chud 10/08/26 (Thu) 01:12:19 №18332196 [Quote]

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Groom minors online and make shitty vids raging at the trolls calling you out, bonus point if you have a prominent birth defect or disability such as being a dwarf or overweight

Chud 10/08/26 (Thu) 01:13:24 №18332207 [Quote]

make an account on kiwifarms and post things that foids like lidl drip don't like and then the simps will leak over you and create a thread

Chud 10/08/26 (Thu) 01:14:15 №18332219 [Quote]

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>>18332152
>doctors

Chud 10/08/26 (Thu) 01:15:05 №18332225 [Quote]

>>18332207
there's foids on kiwifarms?

Chud 10/08/26 (Thu) 01:15:43 №18332232 [Quote]

Nobody cares about you so don't try

Chud 10/08/26 (Thu) 01:19:21 №18332298 [Quote]

>>18332225
Yes they love SNCA drama

Chud 10/08/26 (Thu) 01:23:05 №18332363 [Quote]

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>>18332298
They love SNCA drama, you say?

Chud 10/08/26 (Thu) 01:24:05 №18332383 [Quote]

become a namefag and force your shitty variants

Chud 10/08/26 (Thu) 01:24:09 №18332385 [Quote]

>>18332363
Just like us but at least it has something to do with us they just are obsessed over random gegbvlls

Chud 10/08/26 (Thu) 01:33:18 №18332520 [Quote]

>>18332018 (OP)
You have to be born a certain way to be autistic enough for that, you can't force it

Chud 10/08/26 (Thu) 01:33:37 №18332529 [Quote]

post a video of yourself in this thread saying you submit to the bnwo and love dat bibisi

Chud 10/08/26 (Thu) 02:17:50 №18333298 [Quote]

>>18332520
I am

Chud 10/08/26 (Thu) 02:20:45 №18333368 [Quote]

>>18332152
I can't understand what he is saying but he sounds like a giga