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I have a serious problem

Over 20 years ago, when I was just a baby I consistently ran my head towards walls and tried to lick computer parts while sniffing my own shit and consistently thinking about what it would be like to grope women's body parts. When I turned 4 I was stung by a bee, which my brother (who is a total pothead that I hate who is smug and also condescending even though he is actually trying to help me and totally has nothing to do with the pot at all and according to him I am just using that as an excuse) says was actually a wasp. He went in my ear and suddenly I began thinking that bees and wasps are entirely evil because they want to rape beautiful women and kill hard working men for no reason at all and watch them die in pain. I saw them as nothing but black shadows and that knowing the sound, pitch, texture, and feelings of each of their wings they automatically wanted to kill me. I go entirely by my feelings when an insect comes near me therefore I automatically lapse into a nervous epilepsy that is totally psychological and is related to my weakness as a low t beta male simp and virginity who cares for other people suffering in the hands of old men (((according to my heckin favorite movies directed by arnold kojima))) and therefore am a democrat rather than a high T republican male who hates minorities and poor people and loves raping women and even their best friends because I am jealous that some people are more powerful than others.

1/?

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>I have a serious problem
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>Over 20 years ago, when I was just a baby I consistently ran my head towards walls and tried to lick computer parts while sniffing my own shit and consistently thinking about what it would be like to grope women's body parts. When I turned 4 I was stung by a bee, which my brother (who is a total pothead that I hate who is smug and also condescending even though he is actually trying to help me and totally has nothing to do with the pot at all and according to him I am just using that as an excuse) says was actually a wasp. He went in my ear and suddenly I began thinking that bees and wasps are entirely evil because they want to rape beautiful women and kill hard working men for no reason at all and watch them die in pain. I saw them as nothing but black shadows and that knowing the sound, pitch, texture, and feelings of each of their wings they automatically wanted to kill me. I go entirely by my feelings when an insect comes near me therefore I automatically lapse into a nervous epilepsy that is totally psychological and is related to my weakness as a low t beta male simp and virginity who cares for other people suffering in the hands of old men (((according to my heckin favorite movies directed by arnold kojima))) and therefore am a democrat rather than a high T republican male who hates minorities and poor people and loves raping women and even their best friends because I am jealous that some people are more powerful than others.

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2/?

Over the moment I grew up in my 15 I unironically resented my brother because he loved rap and that I wanted to kill koreans for thinking that they popularized it. Then I became gay and started loving a fictional man, which further lead me to my downwards spiral because when I started to question why I was such a cuck that never can make any friends and that I wasn't one of the jocks and was rather a bully and a pedophile (totally different things despite both being powerful) was that because I needed to repeat 500 lexical thoughts over and over in my head and memorize them in the correct order while repeatedly loving farts, biting other people's boobs off in order to become a jock just like Donald Trump who totally hates gays and LOVES LESBIANS and that if I couldn't then I would be a total failure forever and I believed that because only whites could genuinely believe in such a thing, I had to become a LESBIAN LOVER and hate women and minoriteis, I just had to, and that right wingers love lesbians and they hate it when people can't recite an argument within 1 second (that's what liberals do, they go "um, uh uh, uhm uh, uh," just like me when they can't argue worth a shit and that's how I knew I was one) and that's why every single time I couldn't complete a self realized theatrical quantum moment, fart like a lesbian, and write 500 words in one second about why it is good to have a yacht, love war rather than peace, and think "for me not for thee" then I would repeatedly smack myself in the ass, bang my head giving me brain damage and tell myself that I was satan rather than god even doe the republicans are satan even doe they are god's strongest warriors and so on or something

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4/?

Fast forward to day and now I am trying to get out of this stupid phase by completely stopping because every single time something that catches my eyes comes across me now I start to think of farting, rape, lesbians, donald trump, and sex and every single time I come near a bee I always think of donald trump and jeffrey epstein raping kids while spitting green goo flavored like pesticides and necrosis feces while my stomach continues to hurt literally because of Donald Trump pucking his lips with his smooth brained hair every single time he is present. I don't even know how I am still here.

But the same demonic entities that are continuing to possess my head are also telling me that in order to reverse the cycle I have to literally recite every single thing I just did in order to get here, or else my body will suffer from dead nerves that are affecting my sensory perception forever. litearlly every single time I scroll youtube I cannot stop looking at my favorite democratic political news beccause I am such a fucking faggot. I think bees are trying to rape me and stab me and kill me.

Every time I do manage to do something they like a bunch of dead tissue comes out as mucus from my mouth coming from mucus literally being lodged into my brain which is soaking up all the dead tissue. my mouth is full of mucus as we speak. and every single time it does come out I have to repeatedly do so in a precised, timed order every 3 minutes for every 365 days or else I will continue to fall further and I will suffer in the hands of Donald Trump. help me

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Like I fucked up my brain so much thinking my brain literally works by the nerve and that I had to link my nerves together by forcing them to do so in my head physically by literally grunging my head by squeezing my face so tightly because I totally misread what an asian guy said on optimizing my brain and thinking my brain literally works on theatrical timelines with a start/stop point.

Now the trump like goblin in my head said that I must reconnect each and every single nerve in my brain individually in the correct, exact, and precise order. Fuck fuck fuck shit shit shit

Medications for this feel?



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