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I think sweetie fox would be a great meal, a great source of literal fat and meat. How would you guys want to cook and eat her? Asking to me, i would maybe think about boiling her corpse and get her out of the boiling water when her grease starts mixing with the water to avoid wasting her delicious fat in her thighs and ass, but that way she would taste so blant and just like half raw half boiled chicken with extra fat on it. I mean deep fry is an option too, but she would render so much fat that she would just be so crispy. I personally think she would taste best being stuffed in an oven running on 230 degrees celcius for 2.5 hours. That way she would render a lot of grease and that grease on her skin would help her flesh to cook, being juicy cooking in her own fat. And there would be still chunks of fat solid staying in her body, alongisde the grease pooled around her in the oven. I think you might aswell need to clean the oven afterwards…
SOYFAGS THIS SHI HYPOTETHICAL I JERK OFF TO THAT IT AINT NOT A MURDER PLANNING just so you guys know.

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dude wha

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supersagw

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sweetie fox is overrated

 №18324261[Quote]

Well to prepare any human, presuming that Ms Fox is a human of course, we'd naturally need to debone her cadaver, remove her internal organs for future use, and to remove the less useful and meaty parts of her such as her feet, hands and head. That would leave us with the flesh from her torso, shoulders, arms, abdomen, thighs, posterior, and legs. As Ms Fox weighs 48 - 52kg and the average muscle mass in a human body is 40%, we can take it that we'd be left with around 18kg of usable meat for future cooking, as for the removed organs I have no idea as to their potential use. Perhaps one could keep them in formaldehyde jars for preservation? Who knows!?
Regarding the meat itself there are a plethora of different ways in using it, including but not limited to: boiling, broiling, frying, deep-frying, sous-vied, stir-frying, etc. It is purely a matter of personal taste so it is. As there is only one known Sweetie Fox in existence, slaughtering one would render her extinct and as such I would recommend rationing such meat to the best of your ability, apportioning her meat into many smaller meals appears to be the most efficient way to derive the maximum pleasure from her body.

Hope this helped!

 №18324275[Quote]

>sweetie fox is overrated
i mean she would be the oiliest thing you will ever eat in ur life didnt u see that ass

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inb4 Miku eating nigger

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image for ants

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>image for ants
shes the best food u can eat in ur life, oiliest and meatiest

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She was better before the fake tits. 6/10 faps

 №18324746[Quote]

i mean why are we eating her

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>>18324746
why not

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>>>18324746 (You)
>why not
look at her she would taste like raw chicken



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