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ITT confess fucked up/gay shit you did.
Don't hold back.
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Most of these are either fake or heavily exaggerated

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i know its not really fucked up, but people would definitely think im a weirdo for it.

i got naked and ran around in the wilderness.

i wanted to do it for a while, so one night at like 1am, i got in my car, and i drove out into the wilderness, i went to a wilderness area which was also an open field, and i just took my clothes off and started running around. it felt so freeing and i mustve done it for like 10 minutes straight. Put my clothes back on, drove back home and told nobody, best thing i ever did.

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>>18322189
shut up you're ruining the magic for everyone

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I had the opportunity to lose my virginity when I was 12 years old and decided not to, now I'm going to be a virgin forever, lel.

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>>18322203
kekk incelchud

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quints?

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i gooned to fosgate, i regret it

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>>18322203
The girl was also considered to be very attractive by most people, and she was the one who pitched the idea, but I was scared because she was bisexual (and more importantly, she wasn't white).
Would you lose your virginity, even if it was with someone of a different race?

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>>18322249
blud you're not marrying her so who cares

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>>18322279
I wouldn't be a virgin if I had taken her offer. I don't care very much that I'm a virgin, but most people consider it to be a bad thing for someone my age.

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>>18322203
would you rather lose your virginity now to an overweight 2/10, or continue searching?

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>>18322243
1: I gooned to charlotte fosgate AI fanfictions with fucking ridiculous absurd fetishes
2: when i was in middle school i gooned in the pool while staring at the female lifeguards feet
i dont do this anymore and i deeply regret it

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>>18322177
marge you said it was full of gay rapists

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>>18322309
I will die a virgin, lel. I have higher standards than I myself can fulfill.

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>>18322312
>1: I gooned to charlotte fosgate AI fanfictions with fucking ridiculous absurd fetishes
oh my fucking god nigga kill yourself

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>>18322322
what about just a regular 3/10?

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>>18322322
>she has to be white, 6'4, blonde, anorexic, blue eyes, tradcath, doesn't go outside doesn't talk to anyone beside me, wears a hijab, knows how to cook, i can beat her whenever i want, OR I WON'T BREED

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>>18322331
I don't think there's a realistic scenario where I could have sex with anyone, regardless of their level of attractiveness. I'm very mentally ill, y'see?

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>>18322325
read the last line nigger

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>she has to be white, 6'4, blonde, anorexic, blue eyes, tradcath, doesn't go outside doesn't talk to anyone beside me, wears a hijab, knows how to cook, i can beat her whenever i want, OR I WON'T BREED

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>>18322343
how would you rate yourself on an attractiveness scale?

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marge

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Up

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>>18322358
I'm roughly a 5. I have good height and hair genetics. I could find a spouse if I weren't mentally ill.

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>>18321560 (OP)
I read a book once. Books are faggot shit. Never again… Aryans never read books.

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>>18322312
Gideon abotsi mindset

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>>18322341
Who are you quoting I can't find it anywhere in this thread?

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>>18322372
you could definitely get laid then, just make an instagram account, post fraud pictures of yourself, and add a ton of girls. I know you can act normal enough around them to get laid

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>>18322312
>gooning to lifeguard feet gemmies

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>>18321929
geg where did you find this?

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>>18322405
The lifeguard was a kike too so maybe xhe used goyim controlling brainwaves to make me do it

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>>18322401
I'm entirely socially inept. I also don't really care about getting laid. I have only ever wanted a spouse to elevate my social status to that of a normal person.

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>>18322346
doesnt matter, the fact that you did that once is enough for you to be sentenced to death

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>>18322438
>Kikes using mind controlling waves to make the goyim turn into gooners and troons

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>>18322471
to be fair i was depressed at the time and i had a severe addiction to gooning, i deeply regret it and cringe when i remember it

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Bump

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>>18322312
charlotte was 17. you are a pedo bro

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>>18322312
>>18322624
isn't that technically illegal because its based off a real minor?

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>>18322667
i dont think it’s illegal but it should be

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>>18321778
>the tranny rape victim is a troonhou weab
KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK

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>>18322515
may i ask what type of fetish porn it was?

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>>18322712
foot fetish giantess crush and foot fusion, im feeling sick just remembering it

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uppies

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>>18323139
don't negrobump I'm making a nu one with strawpage

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>>18322820
Saem but What the fuck is foot fusion

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I killed a 100,000 million people on planet bix nood

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>>18323382
the haumea hyperrapist…..



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