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(Yeah, just shut it down already!)
Salt! Just shut it down!
Everybody knows the sharty, is just a ghost town
It's got zero posts per hour and the jannies are all clowns
And the users say they're white but they really are just brown
Just shut it down, man, just shut it down
(ACK!)
Baiters and groomers are everywhere to be found
And SoyBooru users are fat and they are smelly
And the owner of the sharty is probably R. Kelly
Just shut it down man, it's getting old
Haven't seen a gem in years, there is only coal
Crusty ass website, it's even growing mold
And to a child-touching janny it will probably be sold
(Just shut it down, man, just shut it down!)
All of the soyteens are packing up and leaving
They are moving out of town
(Just shut it down, man, just shut it down!)
I can't even look at the sharty no more!
(slideshow of the BEST OF SALT)
HEY SALT!
MUSTARD!
RONALD (IF YOU ARE REALLY JUST SALT)
AND THAT ONE JEWISH FURRY POONER WHO OWNS THE WIKI
GET RID OF THE FUCKING WEBSITE!
IT'S OVER! YEAH! I SAID BOMBACLAT MAN, SHUT THE WHOLE THING DOWN