/soy/ - Soyjaks

Everybody knows the Sharty is just a ghost town.
It's got zero posts per hour, and the jannies are all clowns.
And the users say they're white, but they're really all just brown.
Just shut it down, man. Just shut it down
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Furies and groomers are everywhere to be found.
And Basedbooru users are fat, and they are smelly.
And the owner of the Sharty is probably R. Kelly.
Just shut it down, man. It's getting old.

Haven't seen a gem in years, there is only coal.
Crusty ass website, it's even growing mold.
And to a child-touching janny, it will probably be sold.
(Just shut it down, man. Just shut it down.)

While all of the Basedteens are packing up and leaving, they are moving out of town.
(Just shut it down, man. Just shut it down.)
I can't even look at this Sharty no more.

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And Salt, Mustard, Ronald, if you're still here.
And that one Jewish furry pooner who owns the wiki.
Get rid of the fucking websites, man. It's over.
Yeah, I say bomboclat, man.
Shut the whole thing down!