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>i am in love with my friend who i have known for 1 year o algo.
>i know for sure she does not and never will love me back.
what do i do 'teens

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why is media pending apooval when its a literal fuking jak fuck this site

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Try to find another girl o algo

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>>18292079
geg not happening but i appreciate your optimism

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She will love you o mf r the media is done pending aporkac

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ruin your relationship by confessing

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>>18292105
absolutely genius idea i am probably gonna do this soon then be completely alone once things are too awkward between us for her to want to be friends any longer

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You have to take your life OP ;;trvst;:

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>>18292127
GOYFAIL

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>>18292127
geg, its kino! i consider either stabbing myself thru the heart or somehow getting my hands on a firearm to blow my own head off (will prove difficult as i am in the uk)

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either confess or fagetabowtit

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>>18292149
Just jump in the sea retard you're living on an island

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>>18292105
You have to do this only alone in a forest somewhere and you have to be brandishing a knife as well for it to work

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Beats me

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>>18292161
>worst possible way to kill yourself

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>>18292172
Are you decent looking for sub 7

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>>18292161
takes too long and not revoltingly grisly / hardcore enough

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>>18292172
Beggars can't be choosers

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>>18292187
i have a bowie knife nigga i would sooner cut my own head off than drown

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>>18292197
Are you an ugly ass muthafukka or no nigga?

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>>18292211
i wouldnt say i am hideously ugly or deformed or anything. i am just not particularly attractive and have strange features. i am in decent shape and have an okay or 'attractive' or 'fit' physique or whatever but that can only do so much for one

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>>18292234
Why kill yourself when you can help create offspring to hold up against the invading brown hoards?

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>>18292246
>create offspring to hold up against the invading brown hoards
genius idea if i had a wife that loved me

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the most gegging brutal part of it all is that we are such good friends too, i genuinely believe that we would make a good couple. she just doesnt see me that way geg

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>>18292166
honestly here's what I would do, subtly ask if she wants a bf and see if you're her type, huge emphasis on plausible deniability.

sure it's less likely that she will take you seriously, but at least you won't try a high risk high reward confession

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>>18292276
why do you think she doesnt see you that way

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>>18292265
Do what clav did. He was somewhat strange looking before his surgeries

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>>18292280
>>18292295
i appreciate the advice, really, but the topic has come up between us before, and we have had other conversations that have basically made me agonisingly aware of the fact that she does not find me attractive enough / see me as a potential partner.
>>18292296
i dont really agree with that kind of stuff. i have principles and if i cant be attractive i will at least be a man of principle

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>>18292317
Well if you don't want to change your look you could always just try a different style with clothing or hairstyle. Also you could do the "boomhauer" method of asking dozens of women at once and seeing if any accept

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kys

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>>18292317
literally nothing you can do then geg
just try to enjoy your friendship then, maybe she can change her mind in the far future, but it will probably be over if she finds another bf so just try to have fun while you can

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>>18292355
geg yeah , i shaved my long hair off a few months back and stopped dressing in my crusty metal/hardcore clothes. i dress more normal lookin now. an unforutnate side effect of my strange facial features is that barely any hairstyles suit me.

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>>18292317
nigga she don't want you, don't hang up on a single foid that you're friends with.

there's a billion foids that are just as good if not better

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>>18292385
>it will probably be over if she finds another bf
this is what i have been thinking about recently. she is a gorgeous and sweet girl, there is no doubt she could find a guy she actually likes. it is making me wonder if i should just get it all over with already instead of longing it out, because i am pretty sure it is going to end eventually.
>>18292411
yeh yeh plenty of fish in the sea, i get it but i never had many friends all my life, so our relationship is real special to me and i honestly have my doubts on me growing so close to someone like this again

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>>18292050 (OP)
dude if she doesnt likes you she doesnt likes you, you cant force something that she doesnt want to (unless youre rapeson (or a nigger geg))
find another girl that likes you back, its that easy

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its hard to even meet people anyway. i work full time in engineering , and outside of work my hobbies are not exactly 'social', or not the kind you meet ladies at anyway. am i ngmi?
>>18292459
>find another girl that likes you back, its that easy
ohoho nusoicaca…if only it were that easy…

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>>18292477
i mean it was easy for me, my social skills were shit (they still are) but i managed to date this girl at work cause she thought i looked cute
all i did was focus on my appearance cause that was easier than talking to people, found out people instinctively treat you better if you look good

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>>18292449
>>18292477
Very difficult situation. Probably one I would be in if I wasn't a 5/10 chud.

It might be a better choice to intentionally try to find someone while she is aware of it to try to psychologically make her more attached. Also if you are currently looking for another it will hurt emotionally less

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OP microdose her with psilocybin and if that doesn't work give her oxytocin so she can develop a romantic bond with you

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>>18292520
geg i really am ngmi. its ok though, i kind of foresaw this whole situation and have been basically pre-grieving the end of our friendship, so i dont think it will be such a big deal once i cut her loose.
>>18292538
gegger the reason i am in this situation is because im a 5/10 chud.

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>>18292559
how do you expect me to get this stuff

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>>18292573
>ngmi
how old are you 'teen

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>>18292585
nusois dont even know a drug dealer

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>>18292585
magic mushroom spores are completely legal to buy online for growing them in most US states, oxytocin can be purchased as a research chemical

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>>18292449
>NOOO I HAVENT HAD ANY FRIENDS IN MY LIFE
>I LITERALLY HAVE 0 FRIENDS, YOU ARE MY ONLY FRIEND

>I DONT SEE HOW I CAN BE SO CLOSE TO ANYONE LIKE YOU


maybe if you talked to people you would realize how mid people are, besides if your relationship was that special she would date you for your personality alone, which she is NOT

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>>18292610
If you're a europoor go to the netherlands where it's completely legal

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>>18292598
about to turn 21.
>>18292606
no geg, not personally. im a good boy, i do sports and keep fit
>>18292614
dumbass, i speak to and interact with plenty of people, i know exactly how insufferable people are, its why i never made many friends geg. you are kind of right though, maybe my view on our relationship is very one sided.
>>18292620
im not drugging her you rapesons

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>>18292614
it aint that big of a deal nusoi, OP even said:
>i dont think it will be such a big deal once i cut her loose.

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>>18292646
give her small amounts of testosterone so she'll want to sex you

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fuck off this is a shitposting site

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>>18292646
>about to turn 21

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>>18292050 (OP)
rape rape rape rape

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>>i am in love with my friend who i have known for 1 year o algo.
>>i know for sure she does not and never will love me back.
>what do i do 'teens

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>>18292653
geg we both like 'zellig actually
>>18292677
no i am NOT turning her into a pooner

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>>18292680
best of salt

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>>18292682
I'm 21 and never spoken to a woman my age in my life

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no its my blogposting site

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>>18292716
Hm women who like that kind of stuff are often a little nuts

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KILL YOURSELF OP NOBODY LIKES YOU

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>>18292716
tell her about this site if she doesn't like you maybe she'll at least meet another 'teen on >>>/date/

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>>18292724
forgot to quote award

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>>18292740
OP is friends with Vivian Snow

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>>18292742
holy obsessed

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>>18292707
this pissed me off and now im leaking. please kill yourself to atone

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>>18292707
>nusoi thinks we are watching a 1:14 long video he downloaded from tiktok
>>18292745
this is maybe the worst thing anyone has said yet but thanks
>>18292724
its ok even i sometimes speak to ladies i believe in you 'teen, its getting them to like you thats the hard part

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>>18292760
geg WHO is that
>>18292756
i assumed this was anecdotal

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>>18292769
you are blogposting on my soyjak website so you VILL watch it

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>>18292794
cant we all just get along?! lets just share, ill even teach you how to blogpost sometime!
>>18292798
didnt even try to supersage award

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>>18292809
coz i want people to see it nigga

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>ENTIRE THREAD DERAILED AWARD
i will hold out a little longer, i have some stupid gifts for her birthday that's in a few months. i wont wait much longer after that. i'll consider asking her more directly about us but if the response is negative i know what i have to do.

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>>18292862
what are you gonna do

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>>18292862
Start finding other foids before you do that to have a backup plan

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either break it off or kill yourself. what more advice do you need

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>>18292887
BRUTAL GRISLY SUICIDE. just kidding, will just admit to her that i am in love with her , and that its excruciating for us to be friends any longer, that i enjoyed our time, but we have to be apart.
>>18292893
if i get time outside of my hobbies sure nigga

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>>18292899
>either break it off or kill yourself

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>nusois dont even know a drug dealer

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>>18292926
apparently dealing drugs is normal in the shithole you live in GEG

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>>18292887
why does cobby look so cute here

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OP here im going to bed now, thanks for all the advice (and gegs).

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>>18293022
good night, dream about me

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>>18293054
regrettably i will probably end up dreaming about her. but i will try gegger

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>>18292794
>>18293071
Gn retard from Misty Albion

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