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Chud 10/05/26 (Mon) 07:48:58 №18283324 [Quote]

im 5'2 and 45kg

Chud 10/05/26 (Mon) 07:49:17 №18283328 [Quote]

What country are you from

Chud 10/05/26 (Mon) 07:49:32 №18283329 [Quote]

Chud 10/05/26 (Mon) 07:49:56 №18283331 [Quote]

Are u a girl

Chud 10/05/26 (Mon) 07:50:12 №18283333 [Quote]

>>18283331
no im male thats why i made the thread

Chud 10/05/26 (Mon) 07:50:17 №18283336 [Quote]

you need to eat something

Chud 10/05/26 (Mon) 07:50:21 №18283338 [Quote]

are you a big gnome

Chud 10/05/26 (Mon) 07:50:30 №18283341 [Quote]

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>im 5'2 and 45kg

Chud 10/05/26 (Mon) 07:50:51 №18283342 [Quote]

5'2 100kg here

Chud 10/05/26 (Mon) 07:50:55 №18283343 [Quote]

its ok

Chud 10/05/26 (Mon) 07:50:59 №18283346 [Quote]

im also high inhib af btw fuck my chud life

Chud 10/05/26 (Mon) 07:51:49 №18283353 [Quote]

Are you ugly irl

Chud 10/05/26 (Mon) 07:51:56 №18283354 [Quote]

5'6 65kg king of the manlets

Chud 10/05/26 (Mon) 07:52:22 №18283356 [Quote]

>>18283353
no im like hmtn its all i have going for me

Chud 10/05/26 (Mon) 07:53:41 №18283369 [Quote]

>>18283356
Tbh why even complain then

Chud 10/05/26 (Mon) 07:54:40 №18283381 [Quote]

>>18283369
because im a tiny fucking manlet thats why

Chud 10/05/26 (Mon) 07:57:28 №18283410 [Quote]

>>18283381
Thats really sought after in the gay community btw so there’s still hope for you

Chud 10/05/26 (Mon) 07:57:53 №18283413 [Quote]

>>18283410
i dont want to JBG i want a girl

Chud 10/05/26 (Mon) 07:58:42 №18283419 [Quote]

seggs
>Integrity check failed
>Integrity check failed
>Integrity check failed

Chud 10/05/26 (Mon) 07:58:46 №18283420 [Quote]

>>18283413
Well girls dont like malnourished midgets so idk what to tell you

Chud 10/05/26 (Mon) 07:59:01 №18283421 [Quote]

become a bottom

Chud 10/05/26 (Mon) 08:00:38 №18283432 [Quote]

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>>>18283369
>because im a tiny fucking manlet thats why

Chud 10/05/26 (Mon) 08:00:42 №18283433 [Quote]

>>18283333
Can I fuck you

Chud 10/05/26 (Mon) 08:01:02 №18283437 [Quote]

its over you need to kill yourself

Chud 10/05/26 (Mon) 08:01:04 №18283438 [Quote]

>>18283433
if you are a girl then yeah

Chud 10/05/26 (Mon) 08:01:28 №18283442 [Quote]

>>18283438
I'm a trans girl :3

Chud 10/05/26 (Mon) 08:02:35 №18283446 [Quote]

Go ER

Chud 10/05/26 (Mon) 08:04:07 №18283455 [Quote]

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>>18283446
>going to the emergency room to ask for limb lenghtening surgery

Chud 10/05/26 (Mon) 08:04:16 №18283458 [Quote]

>>18283446
erotic roleplay?

Chud 10/05/26 (Mon) 08:04:52 №18283465 [Quote]

It over

Chud 10/05/26 (Mon) 08:05:12 №18283467 [Quote]

>>18283455
>>18283458
ngmi

Chud 10/05/26 (Mon) 08:05:21 №18283469 [Quote]

>>18283442
not him but can you top me? im a shy bottom but i want you to make me your puppy boy slave

Chud 10/05/26 (Mon) 08:06:32 №18283480 [Quote]

>>18283469
Only if you're 5'5 and under

Chud 10/05/26 (Mon) 08:07:22 №18283487 [Quote]

>>18283480
im 5'4

Chud 10/05/26 (Mon) 08:07:45 №18283490 [Quote]

You are literally a woman

Chud 10/05/26 (Mon) 08:08:02 №18283493 [Quote]

>>18283342
Obese

Chud 10/05/26 (Mon) 08:08:30 №18283494 [Quote]

at this point take hrt and cross dress

Chud 10/05/26 (Mon) 08:09:17 №18283497 [Quote]

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^take the pinkpill

Chud 10/05/26 (Mon) 08:10:16 №18283504 [Quote]

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^take the black pill

Chud 10/05/26 (Mon) 08:13:00 №18283515 [Quote]

What the fuck is this thread

Chud 10/05/26 (Mon) 08:17:50 №18283541 [Quote]

>>18283324 (OP)
Presumably, since you're a guy, you should dwarfmaxx. Do dwarfmaxxing. Grow a beard, eat a lot, get into metalworking or woodworking, dwarfmax, brother.

Chud 10/05/26 (Mon) 08:19:06 №18283550 [Quote]

>>18283541
>be an ugly goblin
kill yourself nigger

Chud 10/05/26 (Mon) 08:20:16 №18283558 [Quote]

>>18283550
It sounds like you WANT to be a crossdressing sissy

Chud 10/05/26 (Mon) 08:20:28 №18283559 [Quote]

>>18283541
nah just get an aesthetic physique like anyone else, this just makes you look like a bloated freak

Chud 10/05/26 (Mon) 08:20:53 №18283561 [Quote]

>>18283558
a cross dressing sissy gets laid more than obese goblin

Chud 10/05/26 (Mon) 08:21:11 №18283563 [Quote]

>>18283550
Goblinmaxxing is for ugly short people. What I'm saying is that you should dwarfmaxx. Shave your head, grow a beard, get into metalworking, start going to the gym, start drinking, and start socializing more.

Chud 10/05/26 (Mon) 08:22:32 №18283570 [Quote]

>>18283563
>do drugs, rape children, kill women, shoot schools
Fuck off incel you don't know anything about real real life or you're just a babyjak using this website, no one wants to shave their head beside le Andrew top g spot niggers

Chud 10/05/26 (Mon) 08:23:21 №18283574 [Quote]

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>doing drugs, raping children, killing women, shooting schools

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