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hello 'teens. I am interested in buying the sharty and will have the money in a few years. im about to get stoned as fuck right now so ask me about my stances on anything. or just ask me anything in general I dont give a fuck.

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bro you guys need to start asking me shit. I might just save the sharty. you never know.

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fine. be this way.

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>>18275248
the media is literally already approved. ask me an actual question please. im about to smoke my joint.

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>>18275273
why do you smoke niggerweed are you black

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>>18275327
no im white I just really like weed. I would add /drugs/ if I were the owner

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do u like salt or no

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You will be allowing gore?

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>>18275337
will u undo cacaust

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>>18275352
not really. he was sort of gemmy in the beginning of his reign but now not anymore.
>>18275358
no because I will be undoing the cacacaust
>>18275363
yes

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both porn and gore (and porn disgused as ""bait"" under ""irony"") will be banned

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>>18275337
>White
Nosotros latinos siempre vamos ganar a los gringos gueros o algo asi

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>>18275383
im a blonde aryan btw

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>>18275393
are the irish white

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>>18275412
not really but in times like these everyone with white skin needs to band together against jews and niggers. we can have brother wars later.

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I was about to say I lost my joint but I just found it lol ima smoke it soon. keep the questions coming guys

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well hold on I need to shit rq brb guys

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do you think you can handle a website like sharty?
how long do you want to keep owning it?
can you handle all the drama and pedogroomercord shit?
do you think your opsec is good enough that soyteens can't dox you?
are you open minded?
are you racist? if yes would you help a dying nigger baby?

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>>18275600
thoughts on lgbt?

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>>18275600
how are you going to hire jannies? Would you want to have a side kick?

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>>18275600
idk, id like to try tho
probably forever
yeah
no but idc
only when I want to be
yes and yes

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>>18275606
bad
>>18275624
im going to make all my discord friends jannies and I'll have a discord for all of us to discuss moderation matters.
>heckin janny cabal!! froot 2.0!!
I won't let it spiral into degeneracy like froot. the only thing you'll see me promote is drugs and alcohol probably. I would like a sidekick too lol.

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are you a leaky nigger? Would you leak at soycucks for doing things you don't like? would you have coal police?

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what boards would you add?

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are you adding no trannies rule?
how big will be your offer?

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>>18275662
>lgbt bad
yeah dude fuck off you can't handle this website

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not if i buy it first when i get the money next year

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>lgbt bad

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>>18275680
I wouldnt leak I would just ban them and post their ips
>>18275686
/drugs/
>>18275687
yes, trannies will be banned. troonslop media will still be allowed but if people exclusively coal up the site with it instead of making gemmy tosses or whatever then im taking that away too.
>>18275687
not sure exactly how much salt will want but my initial offer is going to be somewhere in the ballpark of 20k-30k usd

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>>18275662
bro uses discord but says he'll be a good admin

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salt ill have at least 10k more than this nigger dont let a corder buy it

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>>18275747
>rulecucking
>banning people you don't like
yeah dude fuck off

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>>18275782
Thoughts on transgirls

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also ive changed my mind about undoing the cacacaust because I just remembered I wanted to allow splatoon porn on /soy/. I know that makes me a bit of a hypocrite considering some of the other things I've said but none of you have really lived until youve cranked it to shiver goon gemmies. no other porn will be allowed because all other porn is bad.
>>18275760
idc
>>18275784
im banning you and posting your ip first.

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>>18275798
kek leak maor

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>>18275805
im not leaking. im paving the path for the sharty's future. our future. none of you understand how important this place is. we have literal federal agents on our website. this place can be very significant if someone who actually understands it can rise to power. I know I wont be a well-liked owner, but I don't care. I know im going against my brothers when I eventually become owner and put my plan into motion, but all of you will need to trust me and my plan. This isn't just about soyjaks or gems, this is about something more. This is about something bigger than yourselves. This place will be transformed during my reign whether you want it to be or not. I can either be the good admin, or I can be the admin who saves the sharty, and im being the latter.

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>>18275798
>splatoon porn on /soy/
nvm this dude is admin 6

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>>18275869
and so what? would you believe me if I said that was a good thing? I know coaling up the site seems like a bad idea, but it will allow it to rise again. The sharty will be in agony under the weight of coal and brimstone, but the pressure will form diamonds. you all will be united against me, producing gems under my hellscape, and I'll be your eternal boogeyman, giving all of you a reason to keep going.

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hell I'll unban 9a0c and add /mlp/ for him too, accelerationism is going to save the site and none of you will be able to stop me once I buy the site from salt.

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Shut the fuck up

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>>18275869
>splatoon porn on /soy/
where?

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>>>18275869 (You)
>and so what? would you believe me if I said that was a good thing? I know coaling up the site seems like a bad idea, but it will allow it to rise again. The sharty will be in agony under the weight of coal and brimstone, but the pressure will form diamonds. you all will be united against me, producing gems under my hellscape, and I'll be your eternal boogeyman, giving all of you a reason to keep going.

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my god, fuck yes. inject these god damn reppeys straight into my veins. this is what im talking about. this is what I mean. most threads on here are dnbs that get slid, but if I have my way, that'll change. it'll be niggerhell, but I'll be damned if it isnt bustling.

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>>18275020 (OP)
kys cattranny

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>>18275987
you sound very sane

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>>18276004
of course. it's required.

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down

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fuck my supersage

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9a0c will be the manager, mustard or quote will be the developer, and then cobsontalks and all of his friends will be the jannies.

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>>18275792
hot but id never admit that if i was admin

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i will be sniping you sages nigger just to let you know

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can you still allow ogd

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>>18276036
ok bro
>>18276040
not clicking that
>>18276042
I think I said I would ban it earlier but now that im an accelerationist, sure.

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>>18276040
Reported

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Ehhhhh…. it is bait but anybody would be better than Salt atp.

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>>18276033
>cobsontalks and all of his friends will be the jannies
Offsiter.party

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down

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>>18276075
and? thats kind of the point. im thinking of unironically banning racism and raids too and making this site into normgroid social media to make it worse. obviously I'll be intentionally understaffing the jannys and not letting them ever perm ban so that gems can still stay up for a while but I think it's a good start.

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I dont even really have a standard set of stances other than "what will make the site worse at this current point in time" so that the accelerationism can do its thing and eventually save the site

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and turning the site into goycial media will get the feds off our asses too since theyll think the threat has been neutralized.



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