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How do i gain more tesoterone. I look like a pathetic sissy faggot with my physique and complexion. My friend even thought i was trooning out.

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Also yesterday while i was buying a shirt at the supermarket one employee thought i was a wompa

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Give me the guarantee that you are being honest and not attentionwhoring like every other neutralplier poster.

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>>18260237
I'm be honest mi meem

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>>18260210 (OP)
some people have all the luck

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you need to plap your balls with bbc dildo

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ok listen up chud. you are gonna start eating a nutrient dense animal based diet, with plenty of animal fat. consume raw dairy if you can get it, and cut out all the goyslop.

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start injecting it into your balls like a pooner

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start working out and eating more protein o algo

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>>18260265
this doesn't work i tried

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>>18260262
additionally to this you will start lifting 3 days a week following a good routine

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start injecting heroin frtom a comically large iron syringe it will make u forget all of this nonsense and make u meet god

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>>18260267
TRANSGENDER DETECTED

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>>18260241
To gain testosterone and be more masculine:
1-Stop consuming all junk food and sweet treats.
2-Stop mouth breathing completely, and when you breathe try to make your belly inflate rather than your chest (belly breathing). Also, when you speak, do so calmly and from your chest, not your throat (all of this will make you sound deeper over some time)
3-Exercise, do literally anything that requires physical effort, and spend time under the sunlight.
4-Rest properly, fix your sleep schedule and aim for at atleast 8 hours of sleep in a proper, dark and cold environment

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Go to gym chud

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take Prasterone

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>>18260274
youre never gonna see me again after this thread chud but ill always lurk here, how do you feel about that

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start gooning to cp on meth

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>>18260270
you will also get plenty of sun exposure and eat fatty fish like mackerel or salmon once a week because vitamin d is important in tesosterone production

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>>18260276

Not OP, but I'd rather be a femboy sissy than doing all of this.

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>>18260299
does gigachad say this?

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>>18260297
>gooning to cheese pizza and using your cum as a topping

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>>18260299
itt we falseflag as OP

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>>18260299
It’s quite literally the bare minimum, if you don’t do it then you’ll regret it in the future.

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op take Prasterone it raises testosterone in males
pooners use it and its over the counter

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>>18260299
Being a femboy sissy would unironcially be more work doe cause you'd still need to do a lot of that like exercise (for your ass) but other stuff on top of that like makeup and fashion and shit

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>>18260299
>doing all of this
lazy nigger you should be doing all this already have some self respect

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>>18260325

Then I'd rather be a basement-dweller neckbeard fag.

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>>18260324
Obtaining testosterone through unnatural means is harmful for your health.

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>>18260342
its easy

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>>18260325
I don't want a big ass i might get raped by him

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>>18260210 (OP)
Combat sports and I think exercising in general increase testosterone and sun light does too so pick up an active hobby and start jogging and lifting weights n shiet that takes physical effort



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