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>October 2026
>Log in
>Cloudflare decides it wants a little extra to datamine me
>I am told that i can only use Google Chrome to use this site
>Logs in on Google Chrome
>Dr. Soyberg changes to a gif of a guy crawling on the floor with their organs leaking out
>Sites favicon is now DNB
>Sighs
>Check /soy/
>Instantly shown DD gifs
>Subtitle is a link to Salts favorite cp "gemmy"
>Banner is Tom Pearl eating his shit
>To verify my IP i need to slice my pecker from the top down and send it to salts email
>Sighs
>Verifies and sends it
>I am told to use a 3DS Camera instead of my phone
>Sighs
>Gets a new picture with my 3DS
>Approved
>First post i see is a OGD gigaquote
>>tfw i rape a decapitated cunnygem head and my cum shoots out of her mouth
>Sighs
>Supersage the post
>>Your IP has been detected as a VPN. If this was a mistake, message "admin" on Soybooru.com.
>Sighs
>Logs back in without a VPN
>Supersages the post again
>Banned for disrespecting "MapGQDs" + Didnt read the rules
>Sighs
>Checks /rules/
>>RULE 1: You will not disrespect pedophilia and gore on the site.
>Sighs
>Goes back to /soy/
>Salts trans girlfriend makes a stickied post
>>Good morning soyjak.st, me and my bf have decided tor remove all the posts except, /soy/. Which has now been replaced with /caf/ - Cute and Funny. We have also added the namefield to the board <3.
>Sighs
>A large list of IPs are posted on the site
>>If you have supersaged a post and the sage made my gock leak, your IP is now permamently on archived.st.
>Suddenly my pc starts automatically downloading strange mp4s
>Its DD
>Sighs
>Goes to the swinny
>>THIS WEBSITE HAS BEEN SEIZED BY SALTIST ORDER
>Goes to the posty
>>THIS WEBSITE HAS BEEN SEIZED BY SALTIST ORDER
>Goes to the summy
>>THIS WEBSITE HAS BEEN SEIZED BY SALTIST ORDER
>Sighs
>Go back to soyjak.party
>I am met with Map Verity taking up 50% of my screen.
>Audibly shout "What the fuck?"
>Realize that my microphone was enabled without my permission
>Map Verity leaks my address
>Sighs
>Suddenly police cars show up at my frontyard
>Its the UTTP Larpers from the booru coming to arrest me
>Sighs
>I blow my brains out

 â„–18252055[Quote]

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>>October 2026
>>Log in
>>Cloudflare decides it wants a little extra to datamine me
>>I am told that i can only use Google Chrome to use this site
>>Logs in on Google Chrome
>>Dr. Soyberg changes to a gif of a guy crawling on the floor with their organs leaking out
>>Sites favicon is now DNB
>>Sighs
>>Check /soy/
>>Instantly shown DD gifs
>>Subtitle is a link to Salts favorite cp "gemmy"
>>Banner is Tom Pearl eating his shit
>>To verify my IP i need to slice my pecker from the top down and send it to salts email
>>Sighs
>>Verifies and sends it
>>I am told to use a 3DS Camera instead of my phone
>>Sighs
>>Gets a new picture with my 3DS
>>Approved
>>First post i see is a OGD gigaquote
>>>tfw i rape a decapitated cunnygem head and my cum shoots out of her mouth
>>Sighs
>>Supersage the post
>>>Your IP has been detected as a VPN. If this was a mistake, message "admin" on Soybooru.com.
>>Sighs
>>Logs back in without a VPN
>>Supersages the post again
>>Banned for disrespecting "MapGQDs" + Didnt read the rules
>>Sighs
>>Checks /rules/
>>>RULE 1: You will not disrespect pedophilia and gore on the site.
>>Sighs
>>Goes back to /soy/
>>Salts trans girlfriend makes a stickied post
>>>Good morning soyjak.st, me and my bf have decided tor remove all the posts except, /soy/. Which has now been replaced with /caf/ - Cute and Funny. We have also added the namefield to the board <3.
>>Sighs
>>A large list of IPs are posted on the site
>>>If you have supersaged a post and the sage made my gock leak, your IP is now permamently on archived.st.
>>Suddenly my pc starts automatically downloading strange mp4s
>>Its DD
>>Sighs
>>Goes to the swinny
>>>THIS WEBSITE HAS BEEN SEIZED BY SALTIST ORDER
>>Goes to the posty
>>>THIS WEBSITE HAS BEEN SEIZED BY SALTIST ORDER
>>Goes to the summy
>>>THIS WEBSITE HAS BEEN SEIZED BY SALTIST ORDER
>>Sighs
>>Go back to soyjak.party
>>I am met with Map Verity taking up 50% of my screen.
>>Audibly shout "What the fuck?"
>>Realize that my microphone was enabled without my permission
>>Map Verity leaks my address
>>Sighs
>>Suddenly police cars show up at my frontyard
>>Its the UTTP Larpers from the booru coming to arrest me
>>Sighs
>>I blow my brains out

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deleted previous OP award

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>>18252062
i made a green error

 â„–18252104[Quote]

hi

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read my post fags

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>read my post fags

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>>18252055
I kinda scrubbed the 'p folders on that image and uploaded it to the 'ru, sorry

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>>18252314
i care

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>>read my post fags

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you forgot the part where its hard to post because of integrity errors and DDOSes

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>>18252558
added that

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>>18252661
>edit post
janny award

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>>>read my post fags

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It would be awesome if the banner was Tom Pearl eating his shit

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>blaiming salt for:
>a. datamining (quote's falt)
>b. rulecucking (swinny does this salt does not)
>c. trying to seize other websites (swinny does this salt does not)

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blaiming salt for:
a. datamining
b. rulecucking
c. trying to seize other websites

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