Hello there fellas. Have you adequately prepared yourself for the upcoming world war? Are you ready for nukes dropping on your head? Has /soy/ taken the appropriate preparatory measures for when russia finally invades NATO and for the draft? What will be y

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/soy/ prepper general Chud 10/03/26 (Sat) 19:14:07 №18250727 [Quote]

Hello there fellas. Have you adequately prepared yourself for the upcoming world war? Are you ready for nukes dropping on your head? Has /soy/ taken the appropriate preparatory measures for when russia finally invades NATO and for the draft? What will be your plan to dodge the draft? Will you break your arm? Have you bought a gas mask yet nuswa? Do you have a pallet of canned beans in your basement with water jugs?

Chud 10/03/26 (Sat) 19:14:47 №18250740 [Quote]

this is the same as the obsession with OPSEC

Chud 10/03/26 (Sat) 19:15:07 №18250745 [Quote]

The only thing nusois can prep themselves for is faggot sex

Chud 10/03/26 (Sat) 19:15:18 №18250751 [Quote]

>>18250727 (OP)
I live in satokos homeland so Im prepared

Chud 10/03/26 (Sat) 19:15:36 №18250753 [Quote]

I live in a basement (my moms) does that count

Chud 10/03/26 (Sat) 19:16:16 №18250761 [Quote]

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has /soy/ revised their CBRN defense?

Chud 10/03/26 (Sat) 19:17:01 №18250771 [Quote]

i do an enema and then start with the smallest dildo in my set working my way up to the horse one

Chud 10/03/26 (Sat) 19:18:22 №18250796 [Quote]

>>18250740
will perish in a week award

Chud 10/03/26 (Sat) 19:20:34 №18250838 [Quote]

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do nusois have a flashlight with incandescent bulbs? Nukes will fry LEDs, btw.

Chud 10/03/26 (Sat) 19:21:27 №18250851 [Quote]

>>18250727 (OP)
Nobaldi is scared of a bunch of rusty old missiles from the 60s that are probably going to selfnvke if they ever try to launch them
Post again when China starts getting pissy

Chud 10/03/26 (Sat) 19:23:10 №18250878 [Quote]

>>18250851
my guess is china and russia are probably going to ally. Or maybe canada is going to ally with them and then the US will leak because they hate china and the west fractures. There's a lot of possibilities for things going wrong. Pretty much every country on earth is preparing for warfare at the moment, so I have no doubts that something BAD is coming

Chud 10/03/26 (Sat) 19:28:29 №18250958 [Quote]

>>18250878
Chinks are not going to blow up the planet to protect Russia

Chud 10/03/26 (Sat) 19:39:43 №18251140 [Quote]

>>18250878
I'm from the worst EU country and yes they want war so bad, they're gonna kill all of us ytbois