/soy/ - Soyjaks

Kill Salt. Behead Salt. Roundhouse kick a Salt into the concrete. Slam dunk a Salt baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy blacks. Defecate in a Salt food. Launch Salt into the sun. Stir fry Salt in a wok. Toss Salt into active volcanoes. Make Salt check my dubs. Urinate into a Salt gas tank. Judo throw Salt into a wood chipper. Twist Salt heads off. Report Salt to the IRS. Karate chop Salt in half. Curb stomp pregnant black Salt. Trap Salt in quicksand. Crush Salt in the trash compactor. Liquefy Salt in a vat of acid. Eat Salt. Dissect Salt. Exterminate Salt in the gas chamber. Stomp Salt skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate Salt in the oven. Lobotomize Salt. Mandatory abortions for Salt. Grind Salt fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown Salt in fried chicken grease. Vaporize Salt with a ray gun. Kick old Salt down the stairs. Feed Salt to alligators. Slice Salt with a katana. Put a bomb in a Salt's mouth. Throw knives at Salt. Inflate Salt until they pop. Send Salt into a blackhole. Castrate Salt. Feed Salt poisoned food. Force Salt to walk the plank. Push Salt into a pit. Kneel on a Salt's neck. Curse Salt with a spell. Stuff Salt babies into the washing machine and turn it on. Flatten Salt with a tank. Pop a Salt's car tire. Strike Salt children with a ruler. Make Salt swim in the Mariana Trench. Cut off a Salt's limbs. Airdrop Salt into Antarctica. Throw Salt off the boat. Pressurize Salt into fine crystals. Light fireworks in a Salt's ass. Falcon-punch a Salt in the face. Make Salt into fiction. Blow Salt heads off with grenade launchers. Blow Salt brains open with a sniper rifle. Lock Salt in a cage and drown them underwater. Nail Salt to a cross and stab them. Run over Salt with a tank feet-first. Crush Salt with a press. Attack Salt with acid. Boil Salt in a pan. Lock Salt inside a brazen bull. Burn Salt alive. Drag Salt across a wall of spikes. Pour molten lava on Salt. Quarter Salt. Impale Salt on a pike. Tenderize Salt with a mallet. Ionise Salt in a mass spectrometer. Irradiate Salt in a nuclear reactor. Spaghettify Salt in a black hole. Curse Salt with the necronomicon. Trap Salt in purgatory. Bang a Salt testicles with a spiked bat. Throw Salt off a twelve story building. Freeze dry Salt in the vacuum of space. Fry Salt with power lines. Feed Salt ricin. Kneecap a Salt with a twelve gauge. Re enslave Salt. Sell Salt organs on the black market. Run Salt over with an eighteen wheeler. Throw Salt into the grand canyon. Burn Salt with jet engine exhaust. Beat Salt to death with a tire iron. Cauterise a Salt asshole with a blowtorch. Sacrifice Salt to the sun god. Drop Salt out of a plane at forty thousand feet. Feed Salt to sharks. Load a Salt into a cannon and shoot the Salt at a concrete wall. Keel Haul Salt under a galleon. Disembowel Salt with a bayonet. Strap a Salt to a cruise missile and launch it at a Salt neighborhood. Drop Salt into chernobyl reactor building number 4. Hang, draw, and quarter Salt. Lure Salt in with fried chicken and trap them with bear traps. Force a Salt to learn calculus, then kill the Salt anyway. Atomize Salt with a powerfist. Throw Salt into vats full of FEV virus. Choke Salt with barbed wire. Throw pianos at Salt from 40-story buildings. Throw Salt at pianos from 40-story buildings. Deep-freeze Salt in liquid nitrogen then shatter them with a hammer. Tie Salt to ICBMs then fire them at Israel. Shoot Salt with syringe guns. Defecate on Salt food stamps. Make Salt pay child support in blood. Build a newton cannon and fire Salt into the orbit. Put advertisement posters on Salt then nail them to their bodies with a hammer. Irradiate Salt with depleted uranium. Launch a Salt with a trebuchet. Total Salt death.