/soy/ - Soyjaks

>Wake up at 6 pm covered in sweat, dried cum, and chicken grease
>stomach rumbles
>no FUCKING TENDIES
>too heavy to move on my own
>I'm a beautiful 750 pound boi
>start shrieking for mommy until she opens the door
>"good morning anon, what do you need swe-"
>I throw a second piss jug at her bitch face
>GIMME MY TENDIES WHORE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
>"sorry anon, I gave you a double serving last night, and you agreed to skip breakfast today in return, remember?"
>I feel the rage boiling
>it gives me strength
>mommy comes over to calm me down
>"honey, you need to calm down. A good boy always
keeps his prom-"
>I grab the bitches neck and start squeezing
>"ANON WH-GHGHGGggGggghhhhh
>In the heat of the moment I summon the colossal
amount of energy necessary to roll over and fall off the bed on top of her
>with her pinned down I start punching her bitch face over and over again
>WHERE MY TENDIES WHERE MY TENDIES WHERE MY TENDIES WHERE MY TENDIES
>she cries and begs for mercy until she falls asleep with her eyes open
>I feel another rumble in my tummy
>it's the 200 trendies and 5 gallons of Mountain Dew from last night
>I turn over and explode the foulest of shits onto mommy to teach that bitch a lesson
>60 seconds later the spray dies down
>turn around and see mommy covered in my good boi chocolate
>peepee starts to get hard.
>would watch hentai but my laptops out of reach
>pull down mommy's shorts and panties and start putting my wiener in and out of her no-no spot until my good boy cream shoots out
>still hungry and no way to get tendies
>pick out pieces of tendies from my doodie and enjoy a second time
>no sauce needed
>it's been over a week now
>I still can't get up and I'm running out of mommy jerky
>try throwing her bones through my window to get attention but no one brings me tendies
plz help guys