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Yall like my new place?

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HEEEYUUUUUUUH BEST PAL, FRIEND… guy? Person? Annnnnnnywaaaayyyyuh so I guess we're stuck in this whole state girlfriend thing, huh? [in an exaggerated robot voice][does robot dance moves while talking] HELLO. I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE. Hahaha, CUH-RAYZEEEEEE WEEEEEE-WOOOOOO! But I think it's something that you, MY BESTEST FRIEND EVER EVER IN THE WHOLE WORLD… [says in a Jim Carrey voice to an invisible camera][through clenched teeth]…according to THIS GUY, apparently [coughs and mutters the word "Lame" and points to the officer] and I, what with me somehow being YOUR super awesome best friend… [talks out the side of mouth to an invisible audience] again, ACCORDING to THAT GUY… [pauses] Aaaaaand he's standing right behind me, isn't he? We'll figure it out, geez. Well, that's unless you die, like uh, from a sudden case of death or whatever. That would be BAD. Like, really, REALLY bad. Or if I die and *GASP… [in a squeaky SpongeBob voice] I could DIE. That's even WORSE, like super duper mega BAD! Oh no. I COULD DIE! [whispers][stares at you] I could die. You wouldn't let that happen. Would you? [grabs you] [in an exaggerated evil voice] WOULD YOU?! [shakes you harder] HARREH, DID YOU PUT YA NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FOIYAH?!

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Looks nice

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>>18235649 (OP)
What Null would look like if he actually acted upon the things he believes in



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