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>I was nineteen years old. I loved Salt so much, I had all the merchandise. I'd pray to Salt every night before I go to bed, thanking for the life I've been given. "Salt is love", I would say, Salt is life". My dad hears me and calls me a faggot. I knew he was just jealous for my devotion of Salt. I called him a cunt. He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep. I'm crying now and my face hurts. I lay in bed and it's really cold. A warmth is moving towards me. I feel something touch me. It's Salt. I'm so happy. He whispers in my ear, "This is my board". He grabs me with his powerfull salty hands, and puts me on my hands and knees. I spread my ass-cheeks for Salt. He penetrates my butthole. It hurts so much, but I do it for Salt. I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water. I push against his force. I want to please Salt. He roars a mighty roar, as he fills my butt with his love. My dad walks in. Salt looks him straight in the eye, and says, "It's salty now".Salt leaves through my window. Salt is love. Salt is life.

<You think I care about your love for salt, salt merchandise, All that praying for salt is just pathetic soy thinking. The only real structure in this universe is the way your mother's asshole stretches around your cock. I know that's the only thing you should be praying to.


<Imagine bending your mother over your desk while she tries to lecture you about board organization, only to have her shriek as you shove your cock against her puckered brown hole. Imagine the feeling of your tip breaking past her tight sphincter as she whimpers like a desperate little slut. Whoops. Her ass clenches violently around your throbbing cock as she realizes what's happening. You begin to thrust without mercy, driving yourself deep into her tight ass while your balls slap against her sweaty ass cheeks. Her asshole feels fucking heavenly. You shoot a THICK fucking rope straight into your mother's ass canal. Imagine her moaning in submission, arching her back while her hole stretches to accommodate your seed. You grab her hair to pull her head back as you violently shoot out more thick ropes deep inside her abused ass.




<You think I care about your pathetic obsession with porn comic dubs and the validity of a voice actors tone? All that nitpicking is just a smokescreen for the reality that your mind is completely colonized by the image of your mother as a mindless, gaping slut. You aren't looking for vocal perfection or theological consistency; you're looking for total desecration. I want to rip away the sanctity of motherhood and replace it with the raw, stinging reality of her flesh stretched to its breaking point by my cock. Imagine me grabbing her by the throat, silencing any sound of protest as I shove her face-down onto the nearest surface, whether it's the dining table or the floor. I hike her skirt up, tearing at her underwear until her pale, trembling ass is exposed to the air, shaking with a mix of terror and arousal. I press my chest agains her back, pinning her down with my superior weight, and let my hands roam across the soft, pliant skin of her thighs, inching higher until my fingers find the slick heat of her folds. She gasps, writhing helplessly as I spread her legs wider, exposing everything to my gaze. I slide two fingers inside her, feeling how tightly she clamps down around them, her body betraying hers even as she tries to resist. I work her slowly, watching her shoulders tense, hearing her breath hitch, until she's bucking against my hand, pleading silently for more. This isn't about anime dubbing standards; this is purely about using the only person who actually knows better than anyone else what it feels like to carry us inside, turning her into nothing more than a vessel for my release while you sit there critiquing audio files instead of acknowledging the sheer audacity of wanting to ravage the woman who gave birth to you.


>KYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYS

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I like to think that this guy just really like the iconic ingredient people use on foods

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Red arrows made me hard

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>>18221646
I wish…

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>>18221661
The Arrow is orange KEEEEK nussinis are colorblind

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i miss the old salt

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Dude is this thing still going around lol, i was the one who posted "you think i care about your love for salt"

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thats true that its a copypasta but orange text was by me

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wong image
>>18221704

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Salt: too late, 15 years too late



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