[ home / overboard ] [ date ] [ soy / qa / raid / incel ] [ int / pol ] [ a / biz / fit / mtv / r9k / sude / tech / v / x ] [ q / news / chive / rules / pass / bans / status ] [ booru / wiki ]

A banner for soyjak.party

/soy/ - Soyjaks

soyjaks and other associated gems
Catalog
Email
Subject
Comment
File
Password (For file deletion.)

File: 1790777366575a.png πŸ“₯︎ (37.77 KB, 614x582) ImgOps

 β„–18221223[Quote]

I'm going to stay awake for 2 days so i can kill myself on sunday.

 β„–18221235[Quote]

i think you should kill yourself dilbert

 β„–18221240[Quote]

>>18221223 (OP)
yuo not doing shiet

 β„–18221242[Quote]

OYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-

Wait, suicide announcement is no longer rulebreaking, oh well

 β„–18221247[Quote]

>>18221223 (OP)
OP could you please livestream it like heckin Ronnie McNutt please please please please

 β„–18221248[Quote]

File: brapzilian.png πŸ“₯︎ (46.97 KB, 888x849) ImgOps

your life is worth NOTHING you serve ZERO purpose you should kill yourself NOW do a flip nigger

 β„–18221250[Quote]

Exodus 20:13 (KJV): β€œThou shalt not kill.”

 β„–18221251[Quote]

Can't you do it now? Also stream it

 β„–18221253[Quote]

BBC

 β„–18221259[Quote]

>>18221247
I'm gonna destroy all of my devices so i can't live stream

 β„–18221260[Quote]

when you ack can you put the "al qawlu qawlu sawarim" over the livestream/video

 β„–18221267[Quote]

>>18221259
Why not sell them?

 β„–18221268[Quote]

>>18221259
Aw man that sucks

 β„–18221271[Quote]

File: 1789006041712p.jpeg πŸ“₯︎ (37.05 KB, 509x603) ImgOps

>>18221260
what the heck that means chud

 β„–18221274[Quote]

>>18221267
>>18221268
i don't have enough time, it's either Sunday or never

 β„–18221277[Quote]


 β„–18221280[Quote]

File: Said Silly Cat.png πŸ“₯︎ (20.63 KB, 253x250) ImgOps

>>18221274
Why not never?

 β„–18221283[Quote]

why are you thinking of killing yourself doe

 β„–18221292[Quote]

>>18221274
if youre not going to milk it for as much attention as possible why even bother?

 β„–18221294[Quote]

>>18221223 (OP)
How are you gonna spend the time?

 β„–18221304[Quote]

>>18221283
this. Also remember this is an anonymous imageboard so you can tell us anything lol

 β„–18221309[Quote]

>>18221223 (OP)
what are you killing yourself for or overyou retarded faggot

 β„–18221320[Quote]

>>18221280
Reasons..
>>18221283
failed life, not gonna make it if i keep living i will keep suffering.
>>18221294
Deleting accounts and consuming.

 β„–18221325[Quote]

>>18221320
>failed life
elaborate vagueposting nigger

 β„–18221328[Quote]

aand nophono cares because ur life means nothing

 β„–18221330[Quote]

File: 1789614302596p.gif πŸ“₯︎ (442.7 KB, 290x320) ImgOps

>what are you killing yourself for or overyou

 β„–18221336[Quote]

also remember that you can use your last time to DM cobblestone on the booru and ask her to fuck

 β„–18221339[Quote]

>>18221320
Consuming what? Any recs? (it’s kind of cool speaking to a future dead person)

 β„–18221346[Quote]

>>18221325
30 year old and didn't finish high school, neet, disabled, no relationship, easily traumatized even a little kid can make me cry on the floor, what's the point of staying alive?

 β„–18221348[Quote]

File: santamachete.mp4 πŸ“₯︎ (830.74 KB, 960x576) ImgOps

>>18221339
>it's kind of cool speaking to a future dead person

 β„–18221352[Quote]

>>18221339
spending all of my money on snacks and playing some games i want to finish

 β„–18221363[Quote]

>>18221346
did you apply for disability checks at least you retarded faggot

 β„–18221365[Quote]

>>18221346
>>18221352
get a job and stop eating garbage then you wont want to neck

 β„–18221371[Quote]

>>18221346
are you at least physically healthy and have a good diet because if so no reason to ack yourself retard

 β„–18221374[Quote]

>>18221346
if you have a cousin or nephew then you should be fine with being single geg, most relationships in my country go to shit after 10 years and none of them actually love each other

 β„–18221376[Quote]

>>18221223 (OP)
Stream it pls

 β„–18221394[Quote]

File: Domestic-violence-captured….mp4 πŸ“₯︎ (8.04 MB, 352x640) ImgOps

>>18221374
average 10+ year relationship in poland for example

 β„–18221395[Quote]

>>18221363
Yeah that's how i got neetbux
>>18221365
I'm not obses but I'm both mentally and physically disabled (old foster dad broke my fingers and other stuff)
>>18221371
No I'm exteremly unhealthy, a little walk can make my heart hurt.
>>18221374
R u saying i should have incest sex or something

 β„–18221396[Quote]

File: Mrow.gif πŸ“₯︎ (70.68 KB, 92x110) ImgOps

Pwease call a suicide hotline~

 β„–18221399[Quote]

>>18221396
Why r u posting ur email retard that will get u raped

 β„–18221400[Quote]

>>18221396
bulborbinatoruwu@duck.com
email rape now

 β„–18221404[Quote]

>>18221395
larp larp larp sahur

 β„–18221405[Quote]

>>18221395
>having incest sex

 β„–18221408[Quote]

>>18221395
>No I'm exteremly unhealthy, a little walk can make my heart hurt.
nigga you are fucking 30 years old what the fuck?

 β„–18221414[Quote]

>didn't finish high school
was it "muh mental health!111"

 β„–18221416[Quote]

>>18221396
Generic advice that op has probably though of.
OP please pray.

 β„–18221421[Quote]

File: But, why Why would you do ….jpg πŸ“₯︎ (92.28 KB, 887x500) ImgOps


 β„–18221437[Quote]

>>18221394
what are they saying here I'm interested

 β„–18221444[Quote]

>>18221437
the wife apparently wants to go outside but this gigachad won't let her geg

 β„–18221445[Quote]

>>18221399
It's cute~ :3

 β„–18221450[Quote]

Why are you killing yourself? I know this is probably bait but why nigga

 β„–18221454[Quote]


 β„–18221460[Quote]

>>18221394
there is no bbc bvll in this polack family so they went to chaos

 β„–18221470[Quote]


>30 year old and didn't finish high school, neet, disabled, no relationship, easily traumatized even a little kid can make me cry on the floor, what's the point of staying alive?

>>18221346

Honestly you should at that point

 β„–18221472[Quote]

>>18221395
well here's what I'd do first I'd get my physical mental health together and get a job OP it's that shrimple

 β„–18221478[Quote]

how retarded you have to be to not even finish high school in my country it's mandatory that you finished high schoo lgeg

 β„–18221480[Quote]

>>18221408
don't end up like me 'teen….
>>18221414
no i was just extremely sick (also horrible amounts of bullying) so i just got traumatized from school and never went there ever again

 β„–18221484[Quote]

>>18221346
Dude, I haven't even finished middle school, neet, disabled, no relationship, and easily get traumatized as well. Just some loud noises from outside is enough to traumatize me. And yet I'm still alive. Cheer up man

 β„–18221488[Quote]

>>18221480
get checked by a doctor then because this is actually horrifying

 β„–18221489[Quote]

>>18221480
>horrible amounts of bullying
nigga start a fight next time I used to jump niggers after prom

 β„–18221505[Quote]

>I'm going to stay awake for 2 days so i can kill myself on sunday.
You intend to inhibit your own decisionmaking capabilities so that you can "become" capable of killing yourself. Sleep deprivation is a state almost exactly comparable to being drunk, minus the dopamine spike.
You don't trust yourself to actually kill yourself, which means that you yourself have concluded that this is a bad idea. I will guess from this that you will end up going to sleep regardless of what you post here or what intent you may be voicing.

 β„–18221509[Quote]

Have you ever tried getting laid?

 β„–18221527[Quote]

does sleep deprivation actually work won't your body just automatically force you to sleep geg

 β„–18221531[Quote]

>>18221527
iirc some nigger streamer sleep deprived himself from gaming and OP wants to recreate that

 β„–18221535[Quote]

>>18221480
>>18221484
>>18221488
>>18221489
there is no point of talking me out of it, I'm beyond saving, i made this thread to remind 'teens that people like me exist that they shouldn't be 30 year old losers.

 β„–18221553[Quote]

File: rogshower.gif πŸ“₯︎ (7.79 MB, 746x420) ImgOps

>your life is worth EVERYTHING you serve purpose you should love yourself NOW do a flip nigger

 β„–18221555[Quote]

>>18221484
>and easily get traumatized as well.
>loud noises from outside is enough to traumatize me
Sounds like you get off to the idea of "getting traumatized" moreso than you actually recall to real past trauma. Dangerously close to AGP territory there, psychologically.
Get out there, make a big mistake, any mistake, and use that to self reflect on your life from the ground up and how your entire history has made you the person you are now and will be. Then once you reach that level, think about how what you're doing now is shaping you as you are now.

 β„–18221558[Quote]

>>18221505
>>18221527
I'm gonna force myself to eat coffee powder to stay awake.
>>18221509
never, not even a friend.

 β„–18221563[Quote]

>>18221558
nigga going out the george floyd way

 β„–18221573[Quote]

>>18221558
>I'm gonna force myself to eat coffee powder to stay awake.
Caffeine doesn't work like that. You will crash and sleep instantaneously the moment you run out of energy (which is what caffeine does – merely draws out energy you have in reserves).

 β„–18221585[Quote]

just imagine your suicides in Garry's Mod instead of doing it irl
if you have financial problems just pirate all your shit since you play video games [I recommend using the megathread of reddit r/piratedgames, I never got a virus from there outside of defender sperging out over HighRisk::blahblah:GameCrack]

 β„–18221590[Quote]

being a 30 year old virgin is aryan, doebeit

 β„–18221593[Quote]

File: 1789981759510d.gif πŸ“₯︎ (4.64 MB, 320x377) ImgOps

>acting out your suicides with Garry's Mod ragdolls

 β„–18221624[Quote]


 β„–18221629[Quote]

if you do it make sure you dress like an officer of your country so it gets blamed on (((Them)))

 β„–18221654[Quote]

read a quran before you do it



[Return][Catalog][Go to top][Post a Reply]
Delete Post [ ]
[ home / overboard ] [ date ] [ soy / qa / raid / incel ] [ int / pol ] [ a / biz / fit / mtv / r9k / sude / tech / v / x ] [ q / news / chive / rules / pass / bans / status ] [ booru / wiki ]