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I'll start.

When I was 15 I was sort of sexually frustrated and there was this "asian massage parlor" that I would always walk by on my way back from school. It was obviously a brothel. Anyways I gathered enough money and one day just decided to go in, and asked for a massage and they basically asked if I wanted a happy ending and I said yes, and they charged me $40 (in cash of course). They didn't ask for an ID or anything so I don't think they knew or cared that I was underage.

Anyways there was an asian woman in the back who didn't speak english that well but she was really nice. I think she was maybe mid-20s, above average looking. I was probably kind of visibly nervous but she was very nice about the whole thing and gave me a back massage which helped me relax a lot. Then she had me flip over and removed the towel and jerked me off, then cleaned up the cum after. I went hope and never told anyone. I've also never done anything sexual with a woman since then.

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>>18216653 (OP)
can i gigaquote dis

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>When I was 15 I was sort of sexually frustrated and there was this "asian massage parlor" that I would always walk by on my way back from school. It was obviously a brothel. Anyways I gathered enough money and one day just decided to go in, and asked for a massage and they basically asked if I wanted a happy ending and I said yes, and they charged me $40 (in cash of course). They didn't ask for an ID or anything so I don't think they knew or cared that I was underage.

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>Anyways there was an asian woman in the back who didn't speak english that well but she was really nice. I think she was maybe mid-20s, above average looking. I was probably kind of visibly nervous but she was very nice about the whole thing and gave me a back massage which helped me relax a lot. Then she had me flip over and removed the towel and jerked me off, then cleaned up the cum after. I went hope and never told anyone. I've also never done anything sexual with a woman since then.

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never go to the jarty massage

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>>18216713
jealous that an asian foid jerked me off and not you

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>>18216731
but you were a caca, so technically you have embedded 'p in your mind…. DOCTOOOOOOOS

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>>18216747
doesn't everyone who's masturbated before they were 18 also doe?

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>>18216760
DOCTOOOOOOOS never goon

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actually kill all chinks

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>>18216766
even doe like 95% of people masturbate

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I play Zenless Zone Zero. (Chink made gacha gooner slop (its not pornographic doe))

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>>18216785
>being the 5%

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>>18216788
Why do people play retarded games like these? Isn't the whole point of gacha games just to make you pay money and to be goonslop?

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>>18216798
>and to be goonerslop
You have your answer

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>>18216653 (OP)
I have a scat fetish
My mom is hot and I masturbate to her

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>>18216803
just goon to porn or something, why waste money on that retarded shit

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>>18216806
Picrel fits

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>>18216806
Post cropped pics of your mom's body

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i made a bait thread once

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>>18216808
I dont waste money doe

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>>18216819 (mi)
Because I dont really have money for this shit in the first place

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up more people answer

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im an antifurry but i got EPI'd so i have a furry transformation fetish. I stopped gooning but thoughts about being raped by furfags and being turned into one of them keep on constantly appearing in my head. I wish i was never EPI'd so i wouldn't be the dirty closeted furfag im

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Nigga is This bait??

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I did something really bad

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sneed

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>>18216653 (OP)
All this shit: fake and gay

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Im addicted to playing Atari centepede because it was my childhood comfort game when my parents would fight.

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>>18216653 (OP)
I've considered losing my virginity to an AMP multiple times, I've always never done it because 1. I'm a coward 2. It's illegal and 3. that woman is likely trafficked and I don't want to participate in that shit

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I had sex with myself

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>I had sex with myself

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>>18217389
Yeah I just didn't really care about any of that

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