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i just got out a psychotic episode and i trashed my dads room earlier he gets back from work later what the fuck do i do

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>>18211486 (OP)
thats all you nusoi

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it looks like you tried seasoning his room with sauce

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strip naked, rub poop all over yourself and the walls of your bedroom, and wait for him to get home. when he does, ramble incoherently about jews being reptilians and italians.
that way, you'll appear so completely psychotic that he's less likely to be mad, more just concerned. he'll just have you hauled off to the asoylum for a while but you'll survive.

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>>18211545
dude theyre gonna fucking force feed me meds and shit i dont want a fucking diagnosis from that shit what the fuck no

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do you need tips on how you can kill yourself?

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Retard youre gonna get kicked out geeeg

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>>18211559
would you rather get kicked out of your house? didn't think so

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>>18211559
you asked us for help, either its that or you tell him the truth

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i know how to kill myself and im not planning on it yet

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>>18211545
this might actually be the best course of action because if you dont your dad is going to turn you into a dead nigger adult

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>>18211573
what fucking truth nigga

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how the fuck do you even do that is this shit AI

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>>18211583
that you covered the room in sauce because of a psychotic episode?

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>>18211595
i dont even knw why i fucking did it i dont know what to fucking tell him

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most obvious ai award

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i was about to say dude go to a fucking psychiatric ward but then realized no timestamp so ai

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>>18211580
he doesnt typically get physical on me often but i think it might fucking happen

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>>18211600
there isnt really a ton of options here

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you would be surprised how many times people try to tell me I'm schizophrenic i dont even think i could hallucinate a reason on why i want to fucking do this all the time

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>>18211638
ok kill yourself thanks for helping

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>>18211646
before your dad kills you can we get a timestamp o algo

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why did i fucking even do that

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>>18211570
ok kill yourself too thanks for being helpful

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>>18211662
you werent thinking straight obviously, like you said it was an episode

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>>18211675
how the fuck am i meant to even survive as a human if i fucking do this shit why the fuck did i even do it

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what if i fucking sperg out again and stab a fucking tranny in the neck or something while im fucking cleaning a 7/11 bathroom or something i dont fucking know

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>>18211692
>>18211699
I know it doesnt sound great but maybe it's best for you to seek help if you fear that you will hurt someone or yourself

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>>18211669
I gave you advice. your choice on whether or not to take it.

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>>18211543
fuck you

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this looks very ai

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>>18211719
ok and the help will just be meds that give me a worse fate than actual fucking death i think killing someone would be unironically better than just being put in an asylum for a fucking year straight

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test

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>>18211486 (OP)
your getting the ass kicking of a life time geeeeeeg

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>>18211766
where the fuck do i go do i fucking just run away somewhere its late i dont know where to fucking go

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Pls nusoi take care of your mental health and take a break from the internet, (You) matter

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>>18211745
>killing someone would be unironically better
lets say you do go to a ward for a year, and that year of your life is wasted
now compare that to if you dont seek help, and have an episode and kill someone
from that point you are either going to the ward or going to prison, and your life is over

which option sounds better to you?

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pint everything white and tell him you painted his room because you bored its easier that scraping the paint off

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>>18211784
what the fuck do i explain to him about the fucking ketchup and beans and shit everywhere

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i need to go see if there's more paint somewhere

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>>18211781
kill yourself

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or put your self into the mental hospital so that he cannot beat your ass or blame it on some random niggers that broke in

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>>18211823
I wouldnt even bother with doing anything like that as you wont have enough time to bs your way out of it unless you have actual days of freetime straight on your hands

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blaming it on niggers works for me

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>>18211855
before someone sees what you have done

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>>18211834
I was just trying to help man

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Nigga give me some proof it isn't ai

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>>18211855
>>18211866
i have like an hour and a half or 2 hours until he is back

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>>18211933
like I said, not nearly enough time to bs your way out of it

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THEN WHAT TTHE FUCK DO I DO THEN

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>>18211963
pretend you attempted suicide/are going to attempt suicide so he has sympathy for you

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>>18211963
seek
help
please
I know it's not what you want to hear, but im gonna try to be straight and say what I think would actually be the best course of action, and not what you want to hear (even though I dont know what that is). Im also not gonna pretend like I know what your life is like at all, you're a complete stranger to me and everyone else on this site. You made this thread asking for advice, so I'm just trying to give you the best I can think of with the limited info I have.

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>>18212003
Please follow his advice, 'teen

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>>18212003
what fucking help

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>>18212037
mental help

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>>18211985
ok and let me just make sure i threaten suicide so i get locked against my will for a few years too thatll be good

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>>18212049
what fucking help you retard government services have already raped my mind for years they have caused my life a net negative

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Tell your dad the truth and seek medical help you are unstable and need to be helped and monitored in a professional environment.
Don't kill yourself don't run away don't act like you're more unstable than you actually are don't do anything stupid seek help now

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>>18212037
You should go to therapy, I don't mean this in an offensive way but rather a genuine one. They won't send you to the asylum, they won't even prescribe you meds, therapists just talk. Also try to improve on your own by learning a new skill, practicing a new hobby and working out. I trust in you man

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>>18212052
you don't have much of a choice

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>>18212060
Take a break from the internet man, I get what you're saying but spending too much time on the internet isn't good for you

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Listen very carefully soipoopa.
You need to restrain your dad and fuck his asshole.
You need to ambush him when he walks through the front door and choke him.
Then, when you have him restrained, you need to start going balls deep into his asshole.
Trust me, nusoi. It works.

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>>18212079
therapy already mindraped me they will send me to the fucking asylum if i say shit honestly

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ai is really good now wtf

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>>18212101
i could actually kill myself or i could kill someone else there is always a fucking choice you retard

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>i just got out a psychotic episode and i trashed my dads room earlier he gets back from work later what the fuck do i do

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how

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time stamp or it's ai

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>>18212119
these are literally the 2 worst options you could pick

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>>18212130
yes i know you retard i was giving you a fucking example

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>>18212115
Even if it's AI, I still want to help 'teens who are suffering something similar. We may not know each other but I care for you guys and want you to thrive

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>>18212134
what other options do you have besides seeking further help?

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>>18212119
Kill yourself, nusoi. It's your best choice of action now. Just face that you've wasted your life and slit your throat. Your life is worth nothing anymore, nusoi. Blow your brains out, little soipoopa.

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>>18212154
i
dont
fucking
know
thats why im fucking asking you kike

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>>18212119
>kill myself
<kill someone else

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>>>18212119
>Kill yourself, nusoi. It's your best choice of action now. Just face that you've wasted your life and slit your throat. Your life is worth nothing anymore, nusoi. Blow your brains out, little soipoopa.

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>>18212161
Kill yourself.

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>>18212157
Don't joke this once pls, call me moralcuck but I genuinely care for OP even if it might be AI or whatever

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>>18212161
I
told
you
to
seek
further
help
and
you
dont
want
to
do
that
so
I
dont
know
what
else
to
tell
YOU
dont kike me

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>>>18212161
>Kill yourself.

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fuck you

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kill someone else

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>>18212180
dont waste ur time if it was real OP would've posted a timestamp or something

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>>18212180
I'm not joking, soipoopa. OP needs to kill himself. OP, just end it already.

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>>>18212180
>I'm not joking, soipoopa. OP needs to kill himself. OP, just end it already.

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>>18212161
op you need to talk to people who can actually help you. You're asking for advice from people who find dead infants and fat gay men showing their assholes funny. Talk to your dad and get help from medical professionals

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>>18212211
>>18212212
Yeah maybe I'm getting baited like a hunky but just wanted to be kind and wholesome 100 today for some reason

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>>18212221
my dad bruises me if i ever piss him off i dont know who else to fucking go to

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Let me guess youre a boymoder spammer?

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people who find dead infants and fat gay men showing their assholes funny

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Op can you post more pictures of the room with a time stamp

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post timestamp

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>>18212230
This website was made for shitposting. I take everything on here as a joke.
>>18212232
Blow your fucking head off, soicuck.

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>>18212232
Like, he's abusive? Report him man

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nanana nigga poo poo shit on the floor if you got balls

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>Blow your fucking head off, soicuck.

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>>18212256
The most brvtal pill to swallow is that froggers like you are actually right

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>>18212264
cps didnt care when i told them everything back when i was in middle school hes been doing this shit forever and i cant fucking believe they dont fuckingc care

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>>18212232
Call the cops and tell them what's happening you'll get hospitalized but it's better than getting beaten by your dad or potentially having another mental break and murdering someone

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>>18212105
frogniggers are massive faggots

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murder someone and post it here for infinite reppies

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>>18212287
what do i tell them

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>>18212232
its time to get ripped and become a physical beast so next time you take a shit all over his room again you make him sleep in it or clean it up himself or else you'll beat the fuck out of him

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>murder someone and post it here for infinite reppies

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>>18212301
tell them your dad is abusive and you had a mental episode and did picrel to your room

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THERES 'P EMBEDDED IN THIS FUCKING POST KYS

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>>18212284
You are a massive sissy faggot. You should either man up and blow your head off or let your father beat the shit out of you like the pathetic, worthless faggot you are.

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Geeeeeeg wtf

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WAIT IT MAYBE BE REAL THE TIME MATCH EU TIMEZONE

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>>18212105
do this unless you want to get kicked out

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>>18212301
You've just had a mental episode and you're lucid now but you want medical help and to be hospitalized for your own safety because you fear you'll have another episode

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CLEAN THE ROOM YOU RETARDDDDD

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ITT we save OP by sending 'za to his father

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do i clean it before i fucking call them

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>>18212323
Holy shit this is real

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>>18212340
i think a cpsnvke is better

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so how long until your dad gets home or is he and also are you a foid this is something a retarded foid would do for attention

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>>18212343
call them first retard

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>>18212343
THERES 'P EMBEDDED IN THIS POST

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>>18212340
would i even have anything to lose getting sent a za

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>>18212348
kys read the fucking thread i told you already

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>>18212356
I was just kidding, we won't send you 'za

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an hour or so by now

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>>18212348
an hour to an hour and a half

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NIGGA CALL THE COPS RETARD

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>>18212340
No 'za will save the massive failure that this soicuck is.
>>18212343
No, you need to blow your pathetic faggot nusoicuck head off. Your life amounts to nothing and you are wasting oxygen, little soipoopaloopa.

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 â„–18212383[Quote]

i will fucking go to jail for this shit

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is it even worth it

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>>18212371
your dad is gonna rape you to death GEG

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OP call the police right now and explain your situation if you think your dad will harm you, and if you think you're at a risk of another episode

 â„–18212390[Quote]

>>18212383
you not nigga

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>>18212363
or what you going to come and throw paint and ketchup all over my room like a little bitch

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i dont wanna fucking get raped in jail or whatever the fuck happens

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you not gonna go to jail for this retard

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>>18212394
ill rape you outside of prisons just call them

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>>18212394
your not going to jail for having a mental episode

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>>18212389
just take the beating like a man

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>>18212383
Good. Your only purpose is to be Tyrone's fleshlight in prison.
>>18212385
No, it's not. You need to slit your wrists open and bleed out.

 â„–18212414[Quote]

POST TIMESTAMP BTW OP

 â„–18212415[Quote]

May be bait thread. If I were you, I'd just admit it to your dad, he probably already knows about your psychotic episodes, and ask him what you can do to make up for it.



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