/soy/ - Soyjaks

From the SaltMii Tomodachi Life thread:
Salt Arrived to Hunky island at night alone, but he couldn't sleep because of the sound of a young woman leaking about some snca.
>Reddit space
He goes to invesitage and finds Soychang, face turned green, looking rather ill.
Reluctantly, he helps her out, because despite his outward racism, on the inside, he's quite a softie.
To Soychang, seeing Salt was love at first sight; Colorjak, her former crush, was nothing to her now.
>Reddit space
Hunky, the mayor of the island, catches wind of the commotion and realizes Salt, his least favorite admin, had arrived to his safespace.
>GET OUT OF MY ISLAND WITH YOUR JERDEE BAIT YOU FUGGEN JERDEECUCK!!!
Salt is then banished to the secluded prison Island of Jerdeetraz, southwest of Hunky Island, currently inhabited by only the infamous serial rapist, Rapeson.
>Reddit Space
Femsalt, his twin sister, arrives to Hunky shortly after. She calls her brother, wondering why he's not at his rental.
Salt does not pick up.
Hunky, on high alert now, catches wind of her arrival at the port.
>AW SHEEIIT! SUPER SAGE! FUGGEN FORCED MEME COAL BAIT TRANNY NIGGA DIDDYFOID!!!
Thus she was deported also.
>Reddit space
Strangely, the prison has no guards or staff of any kind, Just a big, thick, 60m high concrete wall around a courtyard with buildings for living and eating.
>Game wanted me to give femsalt a friend
At lunchtime in the cafeteria, Femsalt is feeling lonely, and is sitting by herself in the cafeteria, since Salt has been trying to dig himself out of the complex all day.
She sits at the only table with another person, to her, he was a large man who towered over her.
Trying to act tougher than him, she she nervously taunts him
>L-living in this shithole for so long must have made you plenty good at leaking!
The man turns his head towards her and Answers with a rough yet seductive tone
>Oh I'll make you plenty good at leaking~
Nervous and fearing for her life, her posture shrinks,
>Y-yes, I-I'm the best at leaking-"
>Dramatic space
That man was none other than Rapeson.
***
>Was asked to give Salt a rusty machetè to ward off hunky
Meanwhile in the courtyard, there are suprisingly no guards. Salt attempts to dig his way under the wall with his bare hands, but he hits concrete, in the process of doing so, he uncovers a rusty machetè with the word "DNB" etched into it.
He is unsure what to think of it since it looks brittle, like it would fall apart just by looking at.
>asked to find a nigger baby
Vengeful DNB, currently a resident of Hunky Island, goes to africa, killing all the Niggas and Crackas alike who would dare to kill young niggas.
He returns to Hunky Island, still on the lookout for those who may do the same as his father, the original bearer of the very machetè Salt posesses.
You are salt. What is your plan?