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>Salt is the worst mofo on the planet I say we find his location and send him an extra anchovies pan pizza from Marco’s Pizza and we and a local rape squad go after him at his place and we come over and force him to eat all 24 boxes of pizza in the span of 3 days and then when he pukes and poops in the toilet and we and the rape squad keep wiping his ass well after all the poopy is gone so his bumhole bleeds and then we rape him in the butthole for more bleeding and then we force him to goon with 20 grit sandpaper to a image of femsalt and then when he eventually orgasms we punch him repeatedly in his nut sack so he can never have kids and then we force to him to undergo painful penis removal surgery with no anesthesia and give him a artificial vagina and make him a tranny and then we lock him in a room and play ‘g on full volume for 24 hours until he goes deaf and then we tie him to a couch and we rub our poopy butts all over his face and then we drag him to the bathroom and slam his face inside the toilet and pee on his hair to give it a little moisture and then we saw off all his toes with a chainsaw in the dirty shower that he never uses and we paint him black so he looks like a nigger and we force him to run around in public butt naked and hold a sign that says “I AM THE WORST ADMINISTRATOR OF THE SOYJAK.ST EVER” and we move him around by striking him with a whip like a nigger and then we bring him back home and force him to call his family and admit to them that he is a nigger tranny and then we tie a noose in front of him and give him the choice to kill himself like the dirty tranny he is or be raped with BBC forever and of course he runs right towards the noose and tries to hang himself but we hit him with baseball bats like a piñata and cut the rope before he can die and we instead put him in a itchy basket where his arms, legs and head are exposed and put him in a swampy area and force feed him milk and honey so he poops himself and bugs come over and start eating his poop and flesh and we keep this going until he finally dies and then we burn his corpse and celebrate because THE SHARTY HAS BEEN SAVED YIPPEE!

 №18198030[Quote]

not reading all that bro 😂💀

 №18198067[Quote]

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>Oh Fauci! Is this verbal attack merely the first chapter of your manifesto on the Chancellor of this website?

 №18198094[Quote]

nusois really say this

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>>18198067
Harry T.S. Manchester is a proper fellow!

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>I was nineteen years old. I loved Salt so much, I had all the merchandise. I'd pray to Salt every night before I go to bed, thanking for the life I've been given. "Salt is love", I would say, Salt is life". My dad hears me and calls me a faggot. I knew he was just jealous for my devotion of Salt. I called him a cunt. He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep. I'm crying now and my face hurts. I lay in bed and it's really cold. A warmth is moving towards me. I feel something touch me. It's Salt. I'm so happy. He whispers in my ear, "This is my board". He grabs me with his powerfull salty hands, and puts me on my hands and knees. I spread my ass-cheeks for Salt. He penetrates my butthole. It hurts so much, but I do it for Salt. I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water. I push against his force. I want to please Salt. He roars a mighty roar, as he fills my butt with his love. My dad walks in. Salt looks him straight in the eye, and says, "It's salty now".Salt leaves through my window. Salt is love. Salt is life.

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>>Salt is the worst mofo on the planet I say we find his location and send him an extra anchovies pan pizza from Marco’s Pizza and we and a local rape squad go after him at his place and we come over and force him to eat all 24 boxes of pizza in the span of 3 days and then when he pukes and poops in the toilet and we and the rape squad keep wiping his ass well after all the poopy is gone so his bumhole bleeds and then we rape him in the butthole for more bleeding and then we force him to goon with 20 grit sandpaper to a image of femsalt and then when he eventually orgasms we punch him repeatedly in his nut sack so he can never have kids and then we force to him to undergo painful penis removal surgery with no anesthesia and give him a artificial vagina and make him a tranny and then we lock him in a room and play ‘g on full volume for 24 hours until he goes deaf and then we tie him to a couch and we rub our poopy butts all over his face and then we drag him to the bathroom and slam his face inside the toilet and pee on his hair to give it a little moisture and then we saw off all his toes with a chainsaw in the dirty shower that he never uses and we paint him black so he looks like a nigger and we force him to run around in public butt naked and hold a sign that says “I AM THE WORST ADMINISTRATOR OF THE SOYJAK.ST EVER” and we move him around by striking him with a whip like a nigger and then we bring him back home and force him to call his family and admit to them that he is a nigger tranny and then we tie a noose in front of him and give him the choice to kill himself like the dirty tranny he is or be raped with BBC forever and of course he runs right towards the noose and tries to hang himself but we hit him with baseball bats like a piñata and cut the rope before he can die and we instead put him in a itchy basket where his arms, legs and head are exposed and put him in a swampy area and force feed him milk and honey so he poops himself and bugs come over and start eating his poop and flesh and we keep this going until he finally dies and then we burn his corpse and celebrate because THE SHARTY HAS *BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*

 №18198233[Quote]

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>Salt is the worst mofo on the planet I say we find his location and send him an extra anchovies pan pizza from Marco’s Pizza and we and a local rape squad go after him at his place and we come over and force him to eat all 24 boxes of pizza in the span of 3 days and then when he pukes and poops in the toilet and we and the rape squad keep wiping his ass well after all the poopy is gone so his bumhole bleeds and then we rape him in the butthole for more bleeding and then we force him to goon with 20 grit sandpaper to a image of femsalt and then when he eventually orgasms we punch him repeatedly in his nut sack so he can never have kids and then we force to him to undergo painful penis removal surgery with no anesthesia and give him a artificial vagina and make him a tranny and then we lock him in a room and play ‘g on full volume for 24 hours until he goes deaf and then we tie him to a couch and we rub our poopy butts all over his face and then we drag him to the bathroom and slam his face inside the toilet and pee on his hair to give it a little moisture and then we saw off all his toes with a chainsaw in the dirty shower that he never uses and we paint him black so he looks like a nigger and we force him to run around in public butt naked and hold a sign that says “I AM THE WORST ADMINISTRATOR OF THE SOYJAK.ST EVER” and we move him around by striking him with a whip like a nigger and then we bring him back home and force him to call his family and admit to them that he is a nigger tranny and then we tie a noose in front of him and give him the choice to kill himself like the dirty tranny he is or be raped with BBC forever and of course he runs right towards the noose and tries to hang himself but we hit him with baseball bats like a piñata and cut the rope before he can die and we instead put him in a itchy basket where his arms, legs and head are exposed and put him in a swampy area and force feed him milk and honey so he poops himself and bugs come over and start eating his poop and flesh and we keep this going until he finally dies and then we burn his corpse and celebrate because THE SHARTY HAS BEEN SAVED YIPPEE!

 №18198303[Quote]

Iron ‘pasta at best



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