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>>18196089Salt show us your poopoo π©π©π©π©
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>I have never had sex, the only time I've come close was bouncing on a bbc dildo on camera for my daddy moot. β18196111[Quote]
>>18196093no i mean caring about what age you had sex is only stuff ive heard incels care about i dont think people in real life care about it
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post tests that will embarass him
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salt do you listen to dubstep
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>>18196111Salt, what do you sincerely and unironically think about the UTTP?
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>>18196089salt will you add me on BYOND pager and will we be very best friends
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stop codefagging for attention chud i thought you didnt like them
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>>18196111because you dont hear from virgins irl because they are locked away in social isolation
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I was nineteen years old. I loved Salt so much, I had all the merchandise. I'd pray to Salt every night before I go to bed, thanking for the life I've been given. "Salt is love", I would say, Salt is life". My dad hears me and calls me a faggot. I knew he was just jealous for my devotion of Salt. I called him a cunt. He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep. I'm crying now and my face hurts. I lay in bed and it's really cold. A warmth is moving towards me. I feel something touch me. It's Salt. I'm so happy. He whispers in my ear, "This is my board". He grabs me with his powerfull salty hands, and puts me on my hands and knees. I spread my ass-cheeks for Salt. He penetrates my butthole. It hurts so much, but I do it for Salt. I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water. I push against his force. I want to please Salt. He roars a mighty roar, as he fills my butt with his love. My dad walks in. Salt looks him straight in the eye, and says, "It's salty now".Salt leaves through my window. Salt is love. Salt is life.ο»Ώ
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>>18196124people still use that
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>>>18196093
>no i mean caring about what age you had sex is only stuff ive heard incels care about i dont think people in real life care about it
β¬Shit soybows type out online because they care fan about it
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>>18196135i wish salt was autistic and low intelligence so he would start making weird noises at me after taking a shit and I would have no other option but to wipe salt's ass for him or else he would start smearing his shit all over the walls
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>>18196135salt how big is your soypenis?
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https://www.idrlabs.com/autism-spectrum/test.phpDo this please. I want to know if you're autistic and low intelligence.
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Salt why did you even buy this site
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SALT REPLACE /MICKEY/ WITH /FIT/
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>>18196160To show his willy
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salt what age did you first have sex
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i know i keep telling you to stop making these ama threads but i really wanna know this… (reppy to me if you want to know the question)
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>>18196166salt show your dick ITT
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it's not on the home page retard
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salt you are a faggot and i hope you die
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salt is 'cado theory
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hi guys
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>>18196189SOMEONE MAKE ONE OF SALT