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When I was 13 I saw my mom masturbating cause I walked into her bedroom and she didn't realize I was there

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Ew nigga wtf

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The moment I was born.

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my mom almost broke my finger

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I have been sued for an online comment 3 years ago

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>>18193168
where do you live

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>>18193150
Yeah I was like "oh" and just turned around to leave and she kinda freaked out for a second and was like "sorry"

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>>18193181
Thats so nasty

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>>18193142 (OP)
Sort of same for me I swear to fucking god I heard her in the bathroom multiple times and it was always when I needed it to get ready for school in the morning

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>>18193214
I'm sorry this is terrible

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>>18193142 (OP)
did you realize right away what she was doing or were you confused?

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>>18193168
what did you say vaguekike

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she wasn't masterbating she was having sex with me, the memory is too old for u to fully memorie it, or probably repressed memory because i made ur mommy leak and u started to seethe.

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>>18193237
Kind of didn't comprehend for a second but I had seen porn so I knew what she was doing which is when I said oh and turned around when I realized

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when i trooned out
i turned troon to chud

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>>18193241
I said he's ugly or something like that, just for a joke

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>>18193277
chuds and clittycels are argan

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>>18193277
Are you the guy who posted his tits

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>>18193290
nigga you do not get sued for this

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up

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>>18193304
It is possible in the country I live

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nigga what the fuck

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>>18193142 (OP)
EΡ…plain all details please in Hindi if preferable

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my dad dying

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>>18193142 (OP)
What was her pussy like, draw it in Oekaki

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>>18193437
I didn't see her pussy she was just laying on her back with her hand in her shorts

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>>18193454
More details

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>>18193465
The fuck you mean there's not much details to give. She thought I was asleep cause it was like 6 am but I woke up early and saw her on her bed with her hand in her shorts masturbating and I said "oh" and turned around and she immediately got up and shocked said "sorry" and then I just left and it was never brought up again

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Up

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my parents used to have this weird big pink dildo I remember seeing it a few times snooping around in boxes as a caca and not understanding what it is so just not thinking anything of it

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>>18193600
Was it like a vibrator

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>>18193491
explain her smell in ukranian please also more details

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>>18193600
what was the smell

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>>18193613
There was no smell retard I wasn't standing that close if there was

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>>18193637
No what was the smell

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when my cat died

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>>18193647
Can you read

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>>18193648
Yeah that's always tough

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every moment

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>>18193682
Ask the question what was the smell

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When I was 9 I saw my dad taking a piss outside

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did you like it?

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>>18193704
If there was a smell I was standing too far away to notice

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That’s aryan

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>>18193708
No retard it just kind of shocked me then grossed me out if I thought of it later. Also annoyed me that she didn't close the door.

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>>18193430
It was the same for me too. I couldn't sleep well for a bit and he was always in my dreams. Wish I could've been a better son to him

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>>18193609
no it was this long pink rubber tube thing

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>>18193600
>>18193751
Some girl I was friends with in high school told me she found her mom's vibrator and wanted to kill herself after kek

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>>18193811
I swear to god shit like this will become more common when all the gen z girls who are currently AO3 gooners eventually have kids

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>>18193142 (OP)
was she using a BBC dildo?

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When my dad told me to get out of the car and left me on the side of the road

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my mom made me shovel her shit out the toilet with my hand because I broke her favorite vase. she made me smell it and smear it all over my face. it kinda made me hard ngl.

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>>18193932
Just her hand. I remember that thread not a long time ago where some 'teen found his mom's actual BBC dildo and took a picture with a timestamp of it kek. That's worse than what I saw I'd kill myself.

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>>18193944
>things that totally happened



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