/soy/ - Soyjaks

>be me
>just got a brand‑new laptop for my soyjak
>he’s all “what’s this? a thing that talks?”
>decide to teach him the basics

>1. Show him the keyboard
>he looks at it like it’s a new meme format
>he presses the “space” bar with the force of a thousand “lol”s

>2. Show him the “enter” key
>he hits it, the computer hiccups, and the screen says “404 – Memes Not Found”
>he looks offended

>3. Show him the “delete” key
>he thinks it’s a magic wand, pulls it out, and starts deleting his own face from the photos
>now he’s 100% sure he’s a meme generator

>4. Show him how to type a sentence
>he types “I am a soyjak” but the autocorrect changes it to “I am a soyjoke”
>he gets a bit sad, then starts a new meme: “Soyjoke? I thought I was a soyjak!”

>5. He tries to send an email
>the subject line auto‑formats to “Subject: This is a soyjak”
>the body turns into a picture of a soyjak holding a mug that says “I’m not a meme, I’m a soy”

>finally, he presses the “Ctrl+Alt+Delete” keys like a pro
>the screen goes black, he looks around like a confused meme
>the computer says “You have a new message: ‘Please be careful with your soy’”

>now he’s officially a meme‑powered computer
>we’re still waiting for the “Upload a meme” button to appear in the desktop

TL;DR: My soyjak learned how to use a keyboard, but he still thinks every key is a meme format.