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there should be thought police that insert microchips into our brains to record our thoughts, and if anyone has any pedophilic thoughts, a signal should be sent to their organs triggering immediate organ failure. this way, all pedos will be purged from society.

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the sharty's entire existence as a website is actually a slowburn social experiment/meta commentary about how dystopian totalitarian societies are created, because half of the userbase could unjokly read this and go "well I'm not a pedo, and pedophilia is bad, so this sounds like a good idea" without thinking about the broader implications of having microchips planted in their brains designed to control their thoughts.
this was all planned from the start, the fact that this website was originally made to mock soyboys who would support a 1984 type totalitarian regime is no coincidence, it was created to prove that even a community built specifically to counter that type of belief system could fall victim to it with the right social conditioning. none of the admin drama is real, it was all meticulously planned with this outcome in mind. notice how quote was the most rulecucked, and his reign as admin directly followed a massive influx of new users. this wasn't a coincidence, this was on purpose, so that the culture as a whole would shift with him and latch onto his rules. and notice how following him was salt, the least rulecucked admin since doll, who undid most of those rules. this was to see if the community would react with hostility if the quote era rules were removed, which has happened as expected, as users immediately leaked at even the most bizarre and unnecessary of quote era rules (like "no roblox discussion" or "no suicide unannouncements") being removed, as well as things that were once viewed as core site culture (like 'cado and TND) being unbanned. the fact that "admin 6" was already prophesized about as far back as 2023 shows that the researchers had already planned for the sixth admin to act in stark contrast to admins 4 and 5, while still upholding many of the rules that the userbase during admins 1-3 would find overbearing (DNB still being banned).
all of you are being datamined by sociology researchers studying your behavior, and you don't even realize it.

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>>18187106
inb4 glowies 404 the thread over this trvke

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>willingly allowing the glowniggers to read all your thoughts

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>the sharty's entire existence as a website is actually a slowburn social experiment/meta commentary about how dystopian totalitarian societies are created, because half of the userbase could unjokly read this and go "well I'm not a pedo, and pedophilia is bad, so this sounds like a good idea" without thinking about the broader implications of having microchips planted in their brains designed to control their thoughts.
>this was all planned from the start, the fact that this website was originally made to mock soyboys who would support a 1984 type totalitarian regime is no coincidence, it was created to prove that even a community built specifically to counter that type of belief system could fall victim to it with the right social conditioning. none of the admin drama is real, it was all meticulously planned with this outcome in mind. notice how quote was the most rulecucked, and his reign as admin directly followed a massive influx of new users. this wasn't a coincidence, this was on purpose, so that the culture as a whole would shift with him and latch onto his rules. and notice how following him was salt, the least rulecucked admin since doll, who undid most of those rules. this was to see if the community would react with hostility if the quote era rules were removed, which has happened as expected, as users immediately leaked at even the most bizarre and unnecessary of quote era rules (like "no roblox discussion" or "no suicide unannouncements") being removed, as well as things that were once viewed as core site culture (like 'cado and TND) being unbanned. the fact that "admin 6" was already prophesized about as far back as 2023 shows that the researchers had already planned for the sixth admin to act in stark contrast to admins 4 and 5, while still upholding many of the rules that the userbase during admins 1-3 would find overbearing (DNB still being banned).
>all of you are being datamined by sociology researchers studying your behavior, and you don't even realize it.

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>>18187106
I'm pretty sure quote only had the don't push people to suicide rule cause he himself was on the verge of suicide and didn't want to see more depressing shit here or he'd ack

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>>18187344
quote was really just the sharty's version of lowtax geg

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what if youre a schizo ocd nigger like me and get intrusive thoughts flashing into your head that disgust you



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